STATISTICS III: bride of statistics

[cachemoney]

FUTUROLOGY CENSUS
or, the statistics meme

Characters of all shapes and sizes are agents of ALASTAIR. But sometimes nebulous physical descriptions just don't cut it, and we want the cold, hard facts.

Fill out the form below (OOCly, not in your character's voice) so we can all have a better idea of what your character looks like, where they are from, and maybe what they smell like. Because sometimes you just gotta know.

Feel free to estimate anything for which you don't have concrete details!

<table><tr><td style="300px;padding:10px;"><img src="IMGURL (300px in width)" style="box-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;"></td><td style="vertical-align:top;"><p align="justify"><span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">NAMEHERE</span> <b>AGE:</b> agehere <b>HEIGHT/STATURE:</b> heighthere <b>WEIGHT/BUILD:</b> weighthere <b>GENDER:</b> genderhere <b>RELATIONSHIP STATUS:</b> single, divorced, DTF, etc <b>HAIR:</b> haircolorhere <b>EYES:</b> eyecolorhere <b>ORIGIN:</b> planet, city, etc <b>LANGUAGE:</b> nativelanguage, otherlanguages <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">VISION</span> Describe how your character appears visually. Do they usually wear their ALASTAIR uniform or something else? Include fashion, posture, hair style, eye color, scars, tattoos, etc. Be as detailed or as vague as you want! <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SOUND</span> How does your character sound? Do they speak formally or casually? Verbal tics? Do they sound differently if they're angry or happy? If you have example audio, link it here. <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SCENT</span> Literally how does your character smell. Do they wear cologne? Do they smell unusual? Anything someone in their vicinity would pick up should go here. <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">MISC.</span> Special diet? Any pets? Any other details you want to include can go here.</td></tr></table>

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[cachemoney]

FIONA AGE: 29 HEIGHT/STATURE: Average lady height, like 5'6" or so WEIGHT/BUILD: Fit but not super muscular, probably ~135lbs GENDER: Female RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single HAIR: Brown (orange streak on the left side) EYES: Green ORIGIN: Hollow Point, Pandora LANGUAGE: Space English?????? VISION She usually wears the uniform (current mission being an exception) with some minor modifications: she likes to wear hats and has converted the vest deal into something more formfitting (think bodice/bustier), and doesn't wear the long-sleeved part. Here is a drawing I commissioned from Zee! Outside the uniform though, Fiona dresses like a cyberpunk pirate had a baby with a steampunk cowgirl, it's pretty ridiculous. Also, hats! She wears a lot of hats. She has a visible scar over her right eyebrow and another on her right palm, likes dramatic makeup (smoky eye and a dark lip always), and keeps her nails painted a nice turquoise somehow without chipping it constantly. She carries herself with extreme confidence and always gives an air of knowing what she's doing (which is probably only like half the time). SOUND Kind of a low, slightly husky voice?? She speaks casually and is usually extremely sarcastic, so that's fun. Here is a video with bonus Rhys. She also loooves to talk, her specialty as a con artist is talking circles around people, so she is very good at being distracting/confusing when needed. Also lying. She is always lying. SCENT idk regular girl scent, nothing special?? Maybe when she's tryna be fancy, she'll put on a earthy/woodsy scented perfume. MISC. She probably carries a lot of hidden weapons, like little knives and stuff tucked in pockets or wherever; she has a spring-loaded derringer up her right sleeve.

[asscan]

I want to draw her some time, she sounds freaking rad :]

[pummelling]

[im *marking all the things that i've headcanoned shh]

KUNG JIN AGE: early-mid 20's (*23) HEIGHT/STATURE: t...all... (*5'11"-ish) WEIGHT/BUILD: i have no idea how to estimate weights, but. muscular, but not big beefy bara levels of muscular GENDER: male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: HAIR: black EYES: dark brown ORIGIN: Earthrealm! aka Mortal Kombat earth lmao. He was born in China and immigrated to America when he was younger. (*Probably in the vague... socal... area...??) LANGUAGE: English, Mandarin, whatever fantasy bs they speak in Outworld VISION Tall, broad-shouldered, and with an upright and very space-filling sort of posture, Jin's definitely got a presence! Depending on who is running into him and when, he'll be either projecting the air of being a strong and competent warrior... or of a dude who just thinks he's better than you. His skin's a warm sort of tan, and he has a smattering of freckles across his face and likely on his shoulders and body. Jin's nose is also a pretty distinct round shape. (it's very cute i'll fight you on this) His hair IS GREAT, very thick and shiny, and goes down about mid-back; he's most frequently wearing it up in a high ponytail but will occasionally braid it to get it out of the way (and has probably been braiding it a lot in Perdition's Rest, this dry ass desert air why). Outfit-wise, Jin switches between the Shaolin attire he arrived in and his ALASTAIR uniform, like so: typically, he'll just wear the black or white outershirt and gloves on top, while keeping his necklaces and whatnot. If given the opportunity to wear civilian clothes, he wears a lot of sportier things that are looser in the neck and around the legs. Jin's a pretty expressive person! He's an emotion-driven person and has a reactive face as such. Resting bitch face too tho, follow his judgey eyes and eyebrows when he's unimpressed, they're great. He's also very aware of his physical presence and uses a lot of body language, particularly hands and shoulders and arms: he's very aware of his physical presence and will use it as he needs to communicate. That also means he touches people and gets into personal bubbles a lot. He manspreads. He pats people on the shoulder. If he likes you, he'll be in your space, sorry-- if he dislikes you, he'll be up in your space to show you how much he hates you.... sorry. SOUND He's voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch! Jin's clearly comfortable speaking and defaults to a languid, casual tone, particularly since he sees Audentes members as teammates and peers. Jin's quick to switch to formalities if he's got a need for it, however. He's bilingual and is used to swapping back and forth between Mandarin and English very quickly, so he's got a bit of the kind of accent you hear on second-gen Asian-American kids. If he gets mad, he can get very blunt-- when upset or nervous, he becomes more hesitant and careful with his words. He's pretty snarky, though, and for the most part is very quick to a quip or a pointed remark. 90% of the time his voice is simply deadpan or sarcastic, because really, that's... just the kind of dude he is. SCENT He doesn't go for colognes himself, so Jin more often than not just smells like mild soap-- and shampoo, cause his hair's pretty long and he has to maintain it even if he's not doing anything fancy. Sometimes he's got the scent of sunlight and a little sweat, as he's out a lot; the scent of old books clings to him occasionally as well, from both actual books and from the fact that his bow's both magic and an antique. MISC. - can stick his leg real high in the air - doesn't like sweets much but is very fond of tofu pudding - keeps his magitek (a gold necklace with a green gem) in a pocket because if he wore it he'd wear three necklaces and that's Too Much -

[strictdiscipline]

correction:

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: w/ Asher

[friendlykillingmachine]

ROCKY AGE: 8 months!! (includes 2 months in game) HEIGHT/STATURE: 6' WEIGHT/BUILD: Well, he's a robot so he's built nicely! At about 270lbs he's pretty light compared to most bots in his world. GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Ro...bot? (single but kind of in love with a human from his homeworld) HAIR: nada EYES: black ORIGIN: Chicago, USA, Earth in the year 2161 LANGUAGE: american english VISION Rocky is human-shaped and has a decidedly male physique. He has a retro style portable TV for a head, the screen of which displays his animated expressions. His steel-titanium alloy frame is mostly dark charcoal gray and silver in color with splashes of aqua blue here and there, namely on his head and the backs of his hands. His "face" is animated and consists only of parts necessary for expression: eyes, mouth and eyebrows. He is typically dressed in gray camo pants, jacket and combat boots (sometimes street clothes or some type of uniform.) He typically conducts himself with cheerful confidence regardless of circumstances (he will stroll into a flame-engulfed building with the same ease as strolling through a flower garden) and appears ready and eager to attend to your needs. Like his face and voice, his movements are expressive and can get pretty animated, sometimes even exaggerated. His bodily movements are smooth and very human-like, especially when interacting with humans. In work settings where he's likely to be using his hands, his movements become more precise and mechanical. Here's a sketch of him (mostly head and some facial expressions.) SOUND He speaks American English devoid of accent or regional inflection. His speech is clear, well enunciated and often enthusiastic. Like his "face" his voice conveys a lot of expression and will easily raise and drop in pitch or volume depending on his emotional state. The more excited he is, the louder and stronger his voice will sound; the more frustrated he gets, the higher and more strained it'll sound despite an ever-present note of cheer. He's also capable of sounds like sighing, gasping and whistling. The voice itself is pitched on the slightly-high-end of medium and, except for a subtle metallic overtone, is near identical to a human voice. SCENT ...Electronic? He really does't have much of a scent unless he's been firing off his lasers and burning up the air around him. His clothes probably still carry the smoke and motor oil stink from home. Other than that, unless he spends a lot of time in close quarters with smelly unwashed humans, he doesn't smell. MISC. ► He "sees" out of a tiny camera above his screen, not his eyes. ► He "hears" and "smells" with sensors on his neck. ► His head is mostly empty space. The important bits (like his CPU) are in his chest. ► He's powered by a nuclear fusion battery. It is quite hot. ► He is filled with flexible cables that act as his 'robo-muscles'. They're prehensile and highly sensitive and can be used to grab onto things, including things outside of his body. ► He can turn himself into a power suit! He does this by breaking himself apart and pulling you in/wrapping around you. But his battery is HOT HOT HOT so if you're in there too long, he'll roast you like a ham. Oops!

[heavyhitter]

ANA RAMIR AGE: 19 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'5 WEIGHT/BUILD: ~140-160, depending on how hard she flexes the guns. (She has some extra weight and is well muscled under it, but fuck if I know what actual weight that translates to.) GENDER: F RELATIONSHIP STATUS: points emphatically at Sigma HAIR: Dark brunette EYES: Brown ORIGIN: Focolare (space Italy) LANGUAGE: Italian, English, "Earth Standard", Galactic Standard, plus a handful of things like... French, Spanish, some German (she's Into languages, and butthurt that things are autotranslated here) VISION Ramir wears the ALASTAIR uniform (modified, of course) if she thinks shit is gonna go down and she'll need to get her invulnerable on, otherwise she goes with her beloved studded leather jacket. She always seems very solid, like she would be very difficult to be unwillingly moved. She stands with her feet firmly planted, and all of her gestures are big and decisive (and there is a lot of gesturing as she speaks, her hands are almost always part of the conversation). Her posture is usually relaxed and a little lazy, and that plus her usually grungey fashion looks like she'd be right at home in the rougher areas of a big city. Her nails are short and almost always painted black, because it's cool. SOUND GUESS WHAT, I FINALLY HAVE A PERFECT VOICE FOR HER. I am delighted. Her voice is low and a little rough, in an American accent (with a slight New York City tinge), and is absolutely rife with emphasis, pointed flatness, impressions of people, whatever it takes to be super expressive. She speaks super casually with basically everyone, gets loud fast (when she's excited, mad, whatever), and does an excellent English accent. (She first learned English with an English accent!) SCENT She smells like leather, dirt, and like someone who doesn't necessarily shower after every bout of activity. She's clean, okay, she'll just never smell like soaps and shampoos. MISC. She has a giant, rideable tarantula named Sancho. It's currently somewhere outside of town, hunting the wildlife (and possibly the bandits). So sorry if anyone runs into it. Also, I got a buttload more art of her.

[twinkle_toes]

ok but can aang ride her giant spider

[asscan]

LAEDO LEDO AGE: ~90 or so human years, though asandae age more slowly. HEIGHT/STATURE: 6' (human), 14' (at the shoulder in asandus form) WEIGHT/BUILD: ~190lb human form, ~4.8 tonnes in asandus form GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single HAIR: Gold (not blonde) EYES: Gold (not hazel) ORIGIN: Sanctuary, city of asandae, Avengaea LANGUAGE: Avengaean Novinitu Common (as spoken by all species on the continent). Smattering of ancient asandus. He's picked up nominal Japanese, Italian, and English. VISION Laedo has augmented his normal white ALASTAIR uniform to include gold instead of purple, and often includes accoutrements such as epaulets, fancy belts, and ornamentation on his boots and gloves. He can regularly be seen wearing jewelery that would probably be considered more feminine by many cultures (his is a fierce matriarchy, so these are considered more desirable on men than we'd often see here); earrings, bracelets, many rings, all of them in gold and pearls and rainbow tones. He wears a necklace with several rainbow-codified discs to represent the facets of his religion, which revolves around a sun goddess named Aska. In asandus form, Laedo often wears gauzy drapings that trail from his sides and neck, along with golden armor. Only the horns from the back of his head are natural, the rest are worn for show. Prominent purple stains mark his face. To those who can see magic, the purple is an oily overlay that interacts strangely with his natural magical field, which manifests in the form of a nimbus or aura. To those who can interact with magic, it's very plainly opposite in polarity to the magic he usually wields. He'd been struck by caetran magic, the back-blow remnants from a goddess his species detests. He is self-conscious about it however he does not cover the marking for the sake of his ego. Laedo stands straight, keeps clean-cut, and places much of his self-worth on presentation. You will not see him run ragged until he simply cannot give any more, at which point he will possess a muted, almost grey lack of lustre to his pearlescent skin. In fact, to those who cannot see magic, Laedo's vibrancy or lack-thereof can provide a good gauge to his ability to perform. He tends to run himself hard on missions so he can very easily cross from 110% upkempt and snooty to 110% grey and sagging. SOUND Laedo's speech is as ostentatious as his bearing, wandering between almost regular, formal speech when he is more comfortable, to barely comprehensible bardic legalese when he is upset or embarrassed. In human form, his voice is fairly light for his height and athletic build, though in natural form it's deeper than human octaves can reach. Laedo is capable of growling, snarling, and purring in asandus form, and he is adept at using the full range of his long vocal cords to sing in that form, as well. He is not quite so capable as a human, and that shames him somewhat. SCENT Laedo's magic field creates a faint ozone scent, masking his natural body and replacing undesirable sweat and musk with mountain air and the faint scent of evergreens. When he lacks sufficient magic to maintain background upkeep, he smells rather like any man in human form, and rather like a cat in asandus form. MISC. Laedo carries a long and a short sword on his belt in human form, feeling more vulnerable when he is of an equal size to humans. His magic field is very much a part of his person, the same way that hair or nails are to a human. This potential energy source reacts vaguely magnetically when in its potential phase, and can be shaped my magic users into items and 'triggers' embossed onto existing items (like spells). This is how he is able to replace body parts and manifest clothing: he spins his magic into the form he can envision and it will keep its shape until something that saps or warps magic interferes with it. When he wants to, he can unravel the magic and store it back in his field.

[strikingtwice]

such a tall shiny

though now I want people to gift him jewellery

[evantuality]

EVAN FRIAVE-GOODLACE AGE: 20 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'6" WEIGHT/BUILD: Skinny (about 140lbs) GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: sooooo single HAIR: Pale red EYES: Warm brown right, iridescent amber left. ORIGIN: Edmonton, Alberta, Earth LANGUAGE: English, very broken French VISION Not tall, not built, Evan's got the physique of someone who's not all that inclined towards exercise. He's gained some respectable wiry bulk around his shoulders and arms, and nice hard legs from all the walking on Zeta-12, but he's still essentially a pale, skinny young man, broad-shouldered enough to imply a certain presence but lacking the bulk or the height to fill out that promise. He will often hold himself with carefully-studied nonchalance, which he will quickly forget when he finds something interesting. He talks with his hands when excited, using precise motions and leaning into conversations. When he's not in his uniform, he can almost always be found simply in jeans and a tidily buttoned-up collared shirt, which he has taken to rolling the sleeves up around his elbows. He's got a squarish face, a strong jaw, defined cheekbones, and bags under his eyes that never entirely go away. He'll not infrequently have a satchel with him, and various pens, paper, and sometimes samples of local flora and fauna. His left eye is a different color than his right, and there are some small, hairline scars around the socket. The eye itself is amber rather than the brown, and iridescent -- a gift from Laedo when he lost his left eye during the Nalawi mission. SOUND He's got a light midding timbre, one that does not carry a lot of weight behind it, and he uses it with a great deal of tonal variance, particularly when he's feeling enthusiastic or sarcastic. He is prone to talking quickly when agitated and very frequently will cut himself off mid-sentence when his mind has already skipped to another thought or when he's overly worried about the impression that he's making. He frequently equivocates, using emphasis phrases such as 'well, then', junk syllables like 'um', and repeating words to pad out his speech and give him time to think. When he's relaxed, which is not all that often, he will speak more slowly, more easily, and without such linguistic noise. SCENT Evan does not wear any scents, nor is he in the habit of using scented products. He smells basically like regularly-washed young man, and his threshold for getting sweaty is pretty high so he's rarely manky. When he's been using his powers he will sometimes smell of hot, dry air, or if he gets really heated, hot, sweaty air. MISC. These days, often found with his notebook-slash-sketchbook. He's a terrible sketch artist, but he tries for the sake of science. art from my tumblr, upon which you can find about six million other pictures of him.

[strikingtwice]

[iomnic]

ZENYATTA TEKHARTHA AGE: 20 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'8" but he also rarely stands up so he hovers more at about 4'6" high. WEIGHT/BUILD: 200~ pounds, since he's rather sparsely armored for a robot. GENDER: Identifies as male, but also, a robot, so you know... RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating Inner Peace but Genji is his sideho HAIR: Bald as a car bumper EYES: Technically the little slots there are eyes... ORIGIN: Earth, SOMEWHERE IN ASIA. Lived for a long time in Nepal. LANGUAGE: Omnic, English, Nepali, Mandarin, Spanish, a little bit of Japanese. VISION Typically, like, 90% of the time, Zenyatta is floating. Even if he's "standing up," he's usually still floating. Mostly because he doesn't like walking. Not that omnics can't walk, he just ... doesn't... do it... And if he DOES have to walk somewhere, it's at the same rate as a 90 year old with a walker. Don't expect him to go anywhere quickly on his own, sorry. As for what he wears, he hasn't changed from the clothes he arrived in, and has also probably been wearing those pants for like at least five years. They're gross. Like, stained, patched, and torn up. But he refuses to wear anything else unless he REALLY needs to, because he doesn't like having too many material possessions. As for hair and eyes, well. Yeah. Robot. No scars or tattoos either, unless you count the dings and scratches and dents he has in his frame. Yeah, guy's probably never really taken care of himself, appearance-wise. SOUND Zenyatta sounds like this. So, a somewhat deep voice, with a metallic sounding sort of echo. He usually sounds content and sometimes even somewhat amused. Rarely does he actually have a tone that conveys disappointment, or anger. Even rarer to hear sadness. As for verbal tics, he doesn't use contractions. More examples of voicelines here too. SCENT Smells like metal. No, but he probably doesn't smell like anything. MAYBE a slight hint of metal, some rust, a little oil- and that's if someone's really sensitive to it. Because he doesn't sweat, even though his clothes are... definitely dirty, it's not like they smell bad from anything. Maybe nature smells??? Depending on the environment. MISC. So he's, y'know, a robot. Doesn't eat food, but capable of drinking oil. In fact, oil is definitely a form of alcohol in Overwatch canon, so... Go ahead and give him oil at your own risk. His orbs, of which he always has nine of, work as both a form of healing, as as his weapon. They float around him using magnets and omnic energy. Along his back, he also has quite a few exposed wires, actually. Like, literally strings of cords, just kinda casually lying around his hips and down his back. Totally not a smart idea. Also if he ever has to fight without his orbs, gonna kick u. His hands would totally break if he had to actually punch someone.

[moneyballer]

sideho or mainho inquiring minds would like 2 kno

[strictdiscipline]

RIZA HAWKEYE AGE: 29 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'6" (168 cm) WEIGHT/BUILD: Around 140 lbs. Fit. GENDER: Female RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating, I guess HAIR: Blonde EYES: Amber ORIGIN: Central City, Amestris LANGUAGE: Fake German VISION In terms of general appearance, Riza's pretty average. Average height, average weight - though the majority of that leans towards muscle rather than fat - though the one aspect where she isn't average is posture. She holds herself upright rather than slouching down, and her movements are generally crisp and purposeful. Rather than being constantly in motion she's usually still, which can make her seem intimidating at times. She's been wearing her hair up in a ponytail in Futurology rather than keeping it pinned with a barrette because it's too much of a hassle to keep spares on her person given how much they move around. She also wears a single pair of stud earrings, which is about as far as jewelry goes with her. Clothing-wise, she can be found in some version of her ALASTAIR uniform 95% of the time, though she'll change outfits as needed to fit the current mission. Never anything flashy though. SOUND Her voice matches her neat appearance - straightforward, crisp, words uttered only when they need to be. Though she's not afraid of talking, she also doesn't talk for the sake of talking. Her language errs towards the polite and the formal, with tone and pitch generally remaining neutral and almost deadpan at times. Her voice is clearly feminine though, and a touch on the airy side in normal conversation. I prefer her Japanese VA over her English one, largely because her range of expression is a lot greater. You can listen to a bit here. SCENT Nothing immediately obvious. Clean?? Perfume's a special occasion thing, which she hasn't yet had occasion to do. MISC One thing to note is that Riza also has a large and elaborate tattoo on her back. The majority of it is still intact, though there are sections that are now illegible due to burn marks. It's not something she likes to show off so she's usually careful to keep it well-hidden with high collared shirts. Also this is what her dog looks like. lazily c/ps from last time...and the time before that

[fateality]

TWISTED FATE AGE: 35 HEIGHT/STATURE: 6'0" WEIGHT/BUILD: 180lbs/Very lean GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating HAIR: Dark brown EYES: Glowing blue (most of the time) ORIGIN: The Serpentine River of the Valoran continent on the planet Runeterra LANGUAGE: Common (English), River (Romani) VISION Twisted Fate has taken on a fairly fashionable silken vest with ALASTAIR's colors and symbol on it, but beyond that prefers his own clothes such as his coat, hat, and boots. He usually keeps his hair loose and long, but will sometimes tie it back. Almost always, Twisted Fate looks sharp, as he is definitely a dandy. SOUND Twisted Fate sounds incredibly casual, having a bit of a Southern drawl to his voice. He likes to give people nicknames, whether they want them or not. You can find some examples of how he sounds here. SCENT Almost always, Twisted Fate is wearing some kind of expensive cologne. It's spicy like his personality. It doesn't smell like anything common, and safe to assume that it's from his world. He is always, at least, clean smelling and definitely takes care of his appearance and smell. MISC. Absolutely hates eating fish, and notably Twisted Fate never cooks for himself -- but likes to have what can be determined as expensive eating. Suffice it to say, his taste is not cheap, in terms of general lifestyle. It's worth noting that he's always fiddling with a card, one way or the other.

[strikingtwice]

Man his voice is way deeper than I thought it would be

[moneyballer]

ASHER MILLSTONE AGE: 25 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'11" WEIGHT/BUILD: Solid and muscular, but not particularly sculpted. The boy likes to eat. GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Desperate HAIR: Dark brown EYES: Brown ORIGIN: Upstate New York LANGUAGE: Fuckboy VISION During the day, Asher is constantly dressed to impress, clad in finely tailored outfits and almost always clean-shaven. He experiments with a variety of color palettes, ranging from pastels to jewel tones, and favors luxurious textures (suede, cashmere, corduroy, etc). His uniform even resembles something he would wear on a daily basis back home, taking the form of a white v-neck sweater with a horizontal purple stripe down the middle, and worn over a black turtleneck undershirt and black pants. The only slight variation on it is the addition of a purple tie around the collar, which looks as though it's made of satin. Most of the time this is what he can be seen wearing, unless you catch him at night or during a workout. Asher's body language and posture are far less classy than his attire, as he's definitely the kind of guy who walks dick-first. When sitting down, he often drapes himself over an entire surface, and typically gets too close for comfort with little care for personal space. The facial expressions he sports are goofy and exaggerated, mostly douchey in nature. That being said, he feels everything very intensely, and is prone to being an ugly crier. He also has a couple of moles on his face and a birthmark on the left side of his neck, but these are only visible if you come very close. If your character catches him in his training outfit and gets a glimpse of his arms, they may note a few freckles and sunspots from summers spent tanning on ritzy family vacation properties. SOUND His lingo is incredibly bizarre, incorporating slang from vastly different sources. This is probably because of his heavily appropriative love for rap music and oddly nerdy enthusiasm for video games, and as a result he often sounds like a living meme. It's evident from the way he speaks that he's definitely an ex-fratboy. However, Asher was born to wealthy parents, so on occasion he will use polite language, mostly with civilians on various planets if he wants to gather more information. There's also a vast difference between the Asher he presents to the world and the softer, more compassionate person he really is, so his voice and word-choice are different if you catch him during a surprisingly candid moment. SCENT Asher wears cologne that smells expensive, to say the least. Still, futurology is worlds away from what he's used to dealing with, so that combined with the rigorous physical activity makes him prone to sweating a good deal. Sometimes he smells nice, sometimes he smells like he really needs to take a shower. MISC. -White Boy Dancing™ -Loves casual, bro-y physical contact (claps people on the shoulder, slides his arm around friends, and gives many hugs) -is Sentimental 2 the xtreme -Can be caught snacking at any hour of the day

[iomnic]

you forgot his middle name "twink"

[riastraid]

LANCER (Cu Chulainn) AGE: like 2000, but mid-late 20s physically HEIGHT/STATURE: 185cm (6' 1") WEIGHT/BUILD: 70kg (154lbs) GENDER: m RELATIONSHIP STATUS: widower, widowed, now in a cazhj relationship HAIR: still terrible. EYES: red, slit pupils ORIGIN: Ireland LANGUAGE: Irish Gaelic, Japanese VISION Cons: self explanatory. Pros: he's built as hell (gotta rock the bodysuit) with extremely defined everything, though on the slimmer side. It's a little hard to get a good sense that he's as tall or long-limbed as he is because he's rarely standing up straight—he lounges around a lot (expect to get leaned on), and in battle he often keeps his center of gravity low. Strong resting jerk face, loud body language. He's presumably got some giant, red tattoos on his torso. He's a walking fashion disaster; in battle he's always got his blue jumpsuit armor on, and casually he wears stuff like this or his uniform. I drew this for PR, but lbr he probably found a horrible poncho and lives in it. He also enjoys jewelry and somehow ended up with a bunch. SOUND 10-second summary of his voice. It's mid-ranged and familial, for an old dude he absorbs slang like a sponge. Very, very casual, he sounds like a(n approachable) punk with a lot of teasing lilts, drawls, growls and whatnot. He's more chill than loud/boisterous, but he functions at maximum volume in combat, and gets frigid when angry. Avoids using names in favor of kid, [stupid nickname], asshole, etc. I don't imagine him with an accent because of the dub, but listen to your heart. SCENT In awkward VN writing terms, his scent is 'bestial,' so I assume pretty musky. He also likes booze and cigarettes, so he may smell like a strip club. More regularly, he's a hobo, so he probably smells like the tree he spent the night in, or the ocean he camped by. MISC. insofar as i know his name's pronounced kind of like coo hullain, though i think gae bolg is about what you'd expect.

[longtempered]

mostly im here to give you a height and weight brofist because wow these guys sure do have the same height and weight....is it coincidence or is it fate, we just don't know

[longtempered]

SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA AGE: 24 HEIGHT/STATURE: 6'1" WEIGHT/BUILD: 154lbs officially (honestly I think this is still too light though smh, see misc); deceptively lean build GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: LAUGHS HAIR: Naturally brown, bleached blond EYES: Amber ORIGIN: Ikebukuro, Tokyo, Japan (modern-day Earth circa like ~2006?? or something) LANGUAGE: Japanese, super rusty English VISION Unless the weather's inclement or there's a situation that otherwise demands it, Shizuo doesn't wear his ALASTAIR uniform much. Instead he is pretty much always, always wearing a bartender's suit, complete with waistcoat, dress shoes, and a little bowtie. He currently has three identical sets of suits in varying states of wear and tear, though he's meticulous about trying to keep them in good shape. He's usually wearing a pair of blue shades about as frequently, too, including indoors and at night (yes, he's that guy). More often than not there's a lighted cigarette in his mouth. Tends to tuck his hands in his pants pockets when he's idling. (Also he always misses like two loops on his belt or something look at that in his pic, Shizuo why do u do this....either he keeps forgetting to pull it all the way through or he's too lazy to tuck it all the way and leaves it for ~aesthetic~ I don't know) He's tall and lanky, and looking at his hair and mode of dress you'd think he's trying to stand out or something, but his posture actually tends to be pretty lax to the point of nearly withdrawn--like he's unconsciously trying to take up as little space in an area as possible despite his frame anyway. 70% of the time you couldn't find a more outwardly calm and relaxed-looking guy. He also honestly looks like somebody you could easily take on in a fight (which is highly....unfortunate.......) SOUND His VAs are Daisuke Ono and Crispin Freeman respectively! So, in both cases, his voice is pretty deep and carries easily. Most of the time Shizuo tends towards pretty blunt and dispassionate with his speech; he's also extremely informal and casual to pretty much everyone, just skirting the edge of being outright rude. Pretty much the only person he uses formalities for in the series is Tom-san. (And also Izaya, I guess, albeit on the...opposite end of the respectful spectrum lmao--) The more he's swearing, the more irritated he is. The angrier he is, the louder he gets and the more he starts rambling in a mildly unhinged sort of way. Here's a clip for the sub and a clip for the dub! SCENT Like 90% cigarette smoke probably, let's be real here... The other ten percent is varying levels of clean laundry and sweets, depending on how much of either of these things he has access to at any given time. Otherwise he doesn't generally wear scents or anything. MISC. Shizuo is a completely normal human--it's just that his body has no chill whatsoever. From a very young age he's lacked the limiters that most people's brains have to prevent tearing muscles in overexertion, and has torn himself up countless times throwing things way too heavy for him in his rages. Every time, his body mended a little stronger than it was before. So now, after roughly seventeen years of this, Shizuo's pain receptors are dead but his muscles and bones have hardened to the point that punching him is literally almost like punching a brick wall, and he often ruins his surgeon's best scalpels. Since he's built so dense I think he honestly ought to be a fair amount heavier than might be average for his height, too, but that's canon weights for you I guess... This is what's made him so ridiculously strong currently! I figure this tendency for Extreme Adaptation has kept Shizuo in pretty robust health too. I doubt he gets ill very often these days, and he probably doesn't get cavities anymore no matter how many sweets he eats...as implied above Shizuo is also a chain smoker, but at this point I'm not even sure if it's an addiction so much as a de-stressing habit by now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[headlining]

KEATS AGE: 27 (though technically, he's only existed for 17 years) HEIGHT/STATURE: 183 cm (6'0") WEIGHT/BUILD: 73 kg (160 lbs) GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: tsundere route from an otome game (single) HAIR: Brown EYES: Dark grey-blue ORIGIN: Earth, Ireland (though more specifically, the Netherworld, which is a sort of afterlife) LANGUAGE: English, probably knows some Gaelic VISION Keats is a tall, broad-shouldered man whose bookish appearance belies the powerful man he is; under the numerous layers of clothing is a thick, well-built muscular physique, rather unfitting for his profession of magazine reporter. He wears large round glasses that constantly obscure his eyes because they glint in the light. His chin is covered with a thin beard and constant stubble, and his hair is shoulder-length and looks only slightly combed. His stature is straight, though he has the bad habit of putting his hands into his coat pockets, even when he speaks with others. SOUND Voiced by Richard Coyle, Keats has a rather soft voice; his Irish (we THINK this is Irish...probably) accent isn't thick and doesn't drag his words down, but gives them a pleasant tone. He doesn't raise his voice often, but can come off curt and sarcastic simply based on his attitude towards most things he encounters. As far as language goes, he varies between descriptive language befitting a journalist and incredibly casual phrases - he's also not afraid to pepper his speech with harsh words, if needed be. SCENT The main smell that hangs around Keats is typewriter ink, which makes sense, given that he hangs around the writing device as much as he can. He wears no cologne, and otherwise smells fairly clean, with maybe just a hint of alcohol (he isn't opposed to a good drink every once in a while). MISC. It's of note that Keats has another form he has learned to access in his time in the Netherworld through a magical process called Transcension. When he draws upon his magical powers, his whole appearance radically changes into this. This form is suggested to be Keats' true form as a Halflife, though he himself doesn't like it very much due to his denial over his true nature. Other facts: can't cook to save his life, likes ale, is a secret romantic at heart (blushes at romantic stories), and thinks he's the bees knees (he's not).

[upshur]

come at me you wrestler wannabe

[dbag]

RHYS AGE: 27 HEIGHT/STATURE: giraffe height?? VERY TALL, idk. WEIGHT/BUILD: skinny like angel hair noodles. GENDER: m RELATIONSHIP STATUS: :( HAIR: brown EYES: right one brown, left one gold ORIGIN: SPACE??? he doesn't have a known home-world but he was on a space station orbiting pandora's moon, now pandora LANGUAGE: space english VISION I made a fashion post so everyone can suffer with me... he probably also cuts the right sleeves off a lot of his shirts so he can show off his robo-arm in the douchiest way possible. he probably doesn't wear the uniform a lot because he's Too Stylish for that, but probably wears the black version when he does. basically dresses like a douchey nerd most of the time. he wears his hair all slicked back most of the time unless he can't get hair gel I guess lmao. most noticeably he has a headjack literally drilled into his head (gross), an eye implant, a robotic arm, and two tattoos (a black one on his neck and a really questionable-looking blue sleeve on his left arm/chest). SOUND voiced by Troy Baker (WHO ISN'T). sounds like this. really awkward. SCENT uhhh probably the kind of person who's drenched in Drakkar Noir or AXE or something. maybe smells like fancy shampoo. probably just a very "trying too hard to be fancy" sort of scent. MISC. this is his robo Dumpy!!!

[cachemoney]

that entire fashion post oscillates wildly between "im into it" and "why," im so confused in my soul

[winces]

OLIVIA AGE: 22 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'3" WEIGHT/BUILD: ??? don't ask a lady's weight/fairly petite but she's a dancer so she's got a compact musculature??? GENDER: female RELATIONSHIP STATUS: """"""""""married"""""""""""" HAIR: pink EYES: lilac shh ignore the inconsistent fanart ORIGIN: fantasy land with kingdoms and dragons and people who turn into dragons (or vice versa??) and also zombies. also known as regna ferox and/or ylisse. LANGUAGE: ~love~ VISION olivia stands roughly around 5'3", though due to her tendency to hunch her shoulders and essentially curl in on herself, she tends to come off as a lot smaller. her eyes are a light purple and her hair is a soft pink. she mostly keeps her hair up in a ponytail, with that headband ever-present. her ALASTAIR jewelry is a gold, fang-backed earring on her left ear (similar to her future son's distinctive earring, heh). her complexion is usually fair, but after enough time under the sun (such as her 3+ stint in nalawi, she tans fairly easily and gains a number of sun freckles. she has a rather slim build, with the tight, lean muscles of a dancer's body, though she tends to look more soft than sturdy. also, she's probably blushing, crying, or a combination of both at any given time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she has like three outfits at present: her dancer outfit, her alastair outfit (ty zee!), and an indigo/purple chiton. SOUND (official japanese audio reference: 0:00-0:15) olivia's voice is usually quite soft and almost breathy. it is a fairly high pitch, bordering on squeaky and she tends to stammer as a default, but it gets worse when she is particularly anxious. however, this seems to go away once she's grown comfortable with a person, or gets distracted enough that she forgets her anxieties. she doesn't really yell, though she does have an outburst here or there, and even then her voice only raises in intensity more than volume. she's got a pretty solid stern "mom" voice, though. also, due to the gold discs that hang from her hips, there's usually a light, jingling sound whenever she walks/dances, like wind chimes. SCENT there will probably be a vaguely floral or woodsy scent about her, or whatever the terrain happens to be at the time... and frankly a tinge of sweat too. she works hard, okok. MISC. she's quite skittish and nervous most of the time,, and also has a tendency to randomly sneak up on people. also, this is literally the only sample we're given of her dancing, so i tend to take a lot of liberties... :'|b canonically, she's been referenced to do a number of other styles of dancing, and seems to have some sort of eidetic/muscle memory ability to copy a dance after only having seen it once!

[pummelling]

[onethousen]

CHIHIRO OGINO AGE: 10 HEIGHT/STATURE: 131cm // ~ 4'3" WEIGHT/BUILD: 39.09 kg // 86 lbs GENDER: Female RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Pure HAIR: Brown EYES: Dark Brown ORIGIN: Some Prefecture, Japan, Earth LANGUAGE: Japanese, elementary English VISION Chihiro largely sticks to the Audentes uniform for active wear; here she has a hat she got from the hat store with some purple woven into the rim. She wears a ponytail almost all the time except when sleeping, and always uses her purple hairtie. With the hat, she wears a low ponytail, but she's dogged in this. Hanging around town and not worried about getting into strenuous activity, Chihiro wears whatever cheap clothing she's picked up from the locals. She primarily sleeps in her green and white striped shirt and shorts. She's a stick for most intents and purposes, all the awkward gangliness of youth on the cusp of puberty etc. SOUND From the movie, a recut English trailer and one of the Japanese trailers. Her voice tends to change based on comfort levels, how emotional she's feeling and allowing herself to show, and how excited or down she is. In general, her tone of voice is showing how she's feeling, and pretty much is only moderated when she's being actively polite and/or reserved. SCENT She smells like clean little girl when she's clean and like dirt or whatever she's fallen into when she's not. Chihiro doesn't have any specific shampoos or body washes or soaps she's using, just what's on hand! Not a big sweater yet, pretty much inoffensive right now. Might smell some like dust and leather given the environment and her hat. MISC. All art from Soichi. Art aside, I'm amused she's collecting a small series of weapons and training she mostly does not want. Ah...

[longtempered]

oh my god these fanarts are so cute wth, look at her go

also oh no only 4'3", she really is bitty...watches as she navigates all the six foot dudes around here :'|

[gunah]

SUYUMKHE AGE: She's been around for 99 years of equivalent Earth time, which converts to early 30s in her world HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'6" WEIGHT/BUILD: Err twice as heavy as she looks GENDER: Female RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married, but separated, it's complicated HAIR: Brown EYES: Grey-green ORIGIN: The planet Prapanca LANGUAGE: A few Atagui dialects, the main Rauthas language of her world VISION With too few curves to flaunt, she has a slender build with lanky limbs that are surprisingly toned. Her skin is tanned and roughened from years of living under the sun, with much of her lower left arm is covered by a burn scar, much faded but still with that distinctive filmy surface and pinkish tinge, which she doesn't bother covering. Her hair is often worn in a bun or a braid to keep it out of the way, which occasionally lends it a few curls afterwards. Her eyes are gray with a tinge of Cherenkov blue, most apparent in the dark. She has taken to wearing her ALASTAIR uniform loosely, forgetting a button here and rolling up her sleeves to lend some disarray to her look. She wears an ornate gold bracelet that stands out from the rest of her outfit. SOUND She often talks a tad louder than she should, but her voice is pleasant enough, warm and flowing with a few words sounding slightly hoarse. As if she perennially suffers from a very mild sore throat. She usually speaks at a clipped pace, rushing from thought to thought and slowing down only when her mind wanders to far ahead. She has a lovely singing voice, clear and pitch perfect. SCENT She keeps herself meticulously clean and as such smells lightly of soap when she can help it. This is true even when she was living in the wild. Depending on the planet she lands on, she would seek out herbs or flowers to crush for scent, with a favorite being those that smell of green grass after the rain. Something clean, tranquil and neutral. MISC. She likes vast blue skies, wide expanses of land or sea, room to breathe, clear starry nights, empty rooms, cold weather, soaring eagles, wild horses, the colors red and white, candles, whispers, wild flights of fancy, transient things like ornaments made of paper and messages written on foggy glass, soft and loose fabrics, colorful bracelets, bland foods, oysters though she doesn't find them delicious.

[predomination]

her pb is like the most gorgeous human being i have ever seen. holy crap.

[heritors]

Lucina AGE: 20ish, probably HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'5" — 5'6" WEIGHT/BUILD: lean, but with a fair amount of muscle GENDER: female RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single HAIR: blue EYES: blue ORIGIN: haildom of ylisse, continent of ylisse ( y e p. ) LANGUAGE: fire emblemese, whatever that is??? VISION she's likely the definition of perfect posture, walking with a confident/noble air because of who she is. otherwise she's a ridiculous mash of blue on blue on blue, alas... blue hair that reaches her mid-back + bangs, blue eyes, an entirely blue outfit. she also wears a tiara/headband thing on her head and will never be seen without her sword. she's more likely to be wearing her armor than the uniform, but that may change in the future!! while she's fair-skinned, her body is probably covered in scars that she'll never, ever show that in public. she's also got a funky mark on her eye. she rarely makes big, grand gestures, preferring to be to the point. she's definitely a lot more rigid than she is fluid, except ( surprise ) when she's fighting. while she looks skinny as heck but she's been fighting with a sword almost her entire life, so she should be muscular under that full body sweater probably?? unfortunately she's not the type to smile too often ( if she tries to force it apparently it looks horrific ), and definitely has a resting line face. SOUND ( 6:53-7:01, and then 10:05-10:17!! voiced by laura bailey. ) she speaks evenly, articulate even when she's angry. she's also definitely formal though, addressing everyone by their given names or titles. surprisingly absolutely no one, she has no idea what modern slang is. SCENT probably nothing distinctive. usually i assume "clean", now that she has access to the showers, but given how much she likes to work "sweaty" isn't a far-fetched thing in the slightest. MISC. she's olivia's daughter ( it's complicated, please ask her ), and if the topic comes up she's pretty open about sharing this! also her fashion sense is atrocious and someone needs to tell her there are better things to wear than clothes with giant polka dots that have her late-aunt's face plastered on every single one of them.

[winces]

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOST PERFECT DAUGHTER EVER!!!

this is the only time he looks marginally attractive ok

[competing]

LANCE AGE: """"""""late teens""""""""" HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'10" WEIGHT/BUILD: idk weights man let's say aVERAGE...?? he's got a swimmer's body bc WATER MOTIF GENDER: male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single and ready to mingle hmu ladies~ HAIR: brown EYES: dark blue (supposedly) ORIGIN: e....arth....??? LANGUAGE: english, spanish, frickboi VISION lance looks deceptively lanky, to the point where one might even call him gangly, but he is actually in pretty good physical condition. he has a swimmer's frame and musculature, so he's more lean and lithe. he has a tan complexion with cropped brown hair and fairly narrow eyes (that are supposedly blue but who can tell). he carries himself like someone completely comfortable in their own skin; he is cool, calm, and confident! the very definition of suave!! (or so he would say) when he's not puffing his chest out like he's King of a Big Deal, he's probably leaning on or slouching against or straight up sprawling all across some kind of surface... even if that surface happens to be a person. he has a very expressive face, and also tends to react with his entire body in motion. in fact, he's probably always moving in some way, like a child who can't quite keep still — not jittery, per se, but more restless. the only clothing he's got is his voltron suit (featured in the images), though he's taken to wearing it without the upper armor part. recently he's also been given back his jacket. SOUND (official audio reference: here!) lance is loud. loud and proud and probably not entirely aware of it all the time, but there you have it. he doesn't really have a filter, because sharing is caring and he's probably never really learned to not voice every thought in his mind when it comes to him, so sorry about that. like his face, lance's voice is also very expression, and definitely pitches according to his mood. it is not particularly deep or smooth; it's more soft and a little thick... like a marshmallow!? SCENT axe body spray. no idk, what do teenage boys smell like. sweat? probably that... if he has access to his usual beauty products, probably those too. shea butter? coconut oil?? ALOE VERA? MISC. after oska, lance is now the proud papa of a space mouse! (specifically, the green-yellow one with the white spot on its eye, d'awwww.) he's also a co-parent to belore, koltira's lynx.

[moneyballer]

these images???

[respired]

KOLTIRA DEATHWEAVER AGE: pushing 100 by this point, but he's about 25-26 in human terms HEIGHT/STATURE: 6'5; looming WEIGHT/BUILD: 210 lbs; well-muscled, but lithe and lean GENDER: Man RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating HAIR: White EYES: blue; on fire ORIGIN: Eversong Woods; Quel'thalas; Azeroth LANGUAGE: Common (English); Thalassian (elf); Scourge (undead); Orcish (orc); Gutterspeak (other type of undead) VISION Koltira is a big guy, but he's also an elf, so he's more lean muscle than anything else. He's tall, and he typically wears an imposing set of dreadplate armor. Forged from the hardened blood of an old god (called saronite), Koltira's armor should not generally be handled by the living, as its hissing whispers are liable to induce aggression/madness/etc. It's black, patterned with skulls, and--like most things about him--looks perfectly of a piece with your average death metal album cover. However, when not actively at war, Koltira tends to take off most of his armor and walk around in the simple, high-collared black tunic/breeches he wears beneath all that stuff. Like so, though he often still wears his greaves/boots. As far as modern clothing goes, he likes pin-striped suits. Presently, he wears a mostly black ALASTAIR uniform when dressed casually or engaged in basic missions. For dangerous work, he still takes out his armor. Regardless of what he's wearing, Koltira always has his runeblade, Byfrost, on his back. Runes of various kinds skitter constantly across its surface, shifting in pattern and color. It has a rudimentary, malevolent intelligence, and it does not like to be touched (but it does like blood :9). In terms of general appearance, Koltira looks like a marble statue that someone dropped. His face is exceedingly handsome; like all blood elves, he is regal and beautiful, even through the ravages of undeath. His skin is bluish alabaster, shot through with spiderweb cracks and cold to the touch. He has no heartbeat and no pulse. His hair is long, pale, and thick, and falls about to his mid-back. He has ridiculous eyebrows and tall, sharply pointed ears. His ears are similar to a cat's, in that they move independently of his head--drooping when upset, perking forward when interested, flattening when annoyed or threatened, etc. THEY ARE VERY SENSITIVE ALSO AND SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHED Although they're usually covered, Koltira has blue tattoos on his forearms, chest, and back. They glow. His eyes also glow. And his sword, and his armor. He's a power plant of dark energy, basically. Koltira also recently acquired a new set of red tattoos on his hand. They look .. kind of like swords? It's not well-defined in my mind yet. But they're there. SOUND All death knights have rough, guttural voices AND UNTIL RECENTLY KOLTIRA WAS NO EXCEPTION. He originally had a default voice that sounded like this: "You lost me at 'hello'." But with the recent expansion, he has a unique VA and sounds like he's pretty much DTF all the time. It's smooth and breathy and straight out of Kappa Alpha. Blizzard was remiss about distorting his voice in the traditional DK style; even though I've changed how I describe his voice to fit the unique VA, he still has a constant, unsettling reverberation to everything he says. Like he's his own echo chamber, like there's more than one spirit rattling around inside him. SCENT Koltira smells like winter and blood. So, in other words, like icy wind and something sort of bitter and coppery. He also drinks constantly, so there are a few notes of scotch and idk maybe goblin rocket fuel in there sometimes as well. But mostly he just smells like an ice sculpture. He does not wear cologne, though he did in life & would if he had any now. Something woodsy and strong, probably. MISC. OBVIOUSLY, he's undead, and his appearance very clearly reflects that. He has no visible pupils in his eyes, which often make even an innocuous expression seem dangerously inscrutable. However, when Byfrost has gorged on blood, Koltira's appearance does shift a bit. His skin looks more sanguine, some of the cracks recede, and there's a glossy, summery brightness to his eyes reminiscent of his living self. He's even temporarily warm to the touch. Of course, the effect is both short-lived and a bit stomach churning, since he can only achieve it through either absorbing blood via Byfrost or outright drinking it himself. He does not otherwise eat; only strong alcohol and blood have any real flavor to him anymore (and sometimes very spicy food). He did HAVE a pet, but he gave her away to those crazy Voltron kids.

[strictdiscipline]

eyebrow waggles at dating

i need a gossip sesh stat

[predomination]

KISUKE URAHARA AGE: Looks about thirtysomething. Actually hundreds of years old. HEIGHT/STATURE: 6'0, but there's no indication of whether that's with or without the clogs so probably closer to 6'1 WEIGHT/BUILD: 152 lbs GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single HAIR: Blonde EYES: Gray ORIGIN: Seireitei, Soul Society (thugh more recently Karakura Town, Japan) LANGUAGE: Japanese VISION Urahara refuses to wear the ALASTAIR uniform on principle, choosing instead to wear his weird and outdated Japanese clothing- a black haori with white diamonds, a green kimono, and a green and white bucket hat that usually covers his eyes. And also his fucking wooden clogs. Also he tends to look scruffy as fuck and has a perpetual stubble. He is always seen carrying a cane, despite having no visible limp or any injury. People who have seen him fight will note that it's... a sword-cane, and people who have REALLY seen him fight will know that cane is just a very nice disguise for his real sword. He carries himself pretty loose, prone to dramatic gestures, and behaving larger than life to throw people off-guard. He has a fan he keeps in his sleeve that he likes to whip out at random moments to accentuate whatever sort of dramatic spiel he's going off on or uses it to further shield his expression. It's pretty easy to tell that his all-smiles and posturing crap is just a big front, but you'd have to be willing to put up with it for long intervals to ever get to the heart of the matter, and even then... Well, he's pretty guarded. He can drop the act on a dime, however, when he's been called out or if he feels the act isn't getting him anywhere, and once he does, he still tends to stay fairly loose, but in a more tactical, calculating way. He's always thinking, always planning, and when he's taking things seriously, you can tell he's preparing to work out a way to spring into action. If you can ever catch him without his hat or if the light hits him just right and you can see his eyes, you'll note that regardless of how nonchalant his expression is, he tends to always look very tired. Sometimes you can chalk that up to a lack of sleep, but eventually you come to notice he just... always looks like that. While kinda skinny and a bit lanky, he has a lot of lean muscle that all those layers of clothes are covering up, but since his kimono is always fucking open you can usually see his chest, and note that for a giant nerd he is very clearly in good shape. Despite that, he is VERY CLEARLY not in the kind of shape (or weight class) for him to be as strong as he is. SOUND He has a baritone voice that tends to stay on the high end when he's being "conversational" or just being his usual goofball self, but it drops lower when he gets serious- you can always tell when he's getting serious when the bottom drops out of his voice like that without warning. He sometimes lilts when he talks, hence the overuse of tildes. He tends to use mild speech and is extremely polite to the point of insincerity sometimes (re: most of the time). You'll rarely catch him swearing or being coarse, and even his lewder moments tend to be subtle (he has and will refer to sex as hanky-panky, okay). When he gets down to business, he doesn't mince words and can come off as pretty harsh when he needs to get a point across. He can also be sarcastic, but it usually manifests as backhanded snark. here is a pretty good indicator of how he talks, both in his casual tone and his "I'm about to fuck you up boi" tone. SCENT Depending on when he showered last, because let's be honest... sometimes he forgets these things, because he is a manchild and easily distracted, he usually smells... like a normal dude. Otherwise he smells like sweaty dude who has not bathed and needs to leave his room ever. MISC. He's a soul and normally invisible to most people, so he inhabits a fake body that is some sort of bio-mechanical thing so other people can see him. Also his spiritual pressure is so intense that some people could literally be crushed to death by it, but he... keeps that on lock.

[slapfight]

PERIDOT AGE: Unknown, but probably somewhere between 1000 and 500, since she's a younger gem. HEIGHT/STATURE: 4'9 WEIGHT/BUILD: THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION. not very heavy, probably. GENDER: Female-coded. Technically, gems have no gender. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single and wants to talk to you about yaoi HAIR: Light green EYES: ...They're probably green, but you can't see the exact color behind her visor. ORIGIN: Gem Homeworld LANGUAGE: apparently all gems speak fluent english, so there you go. there is no rock language. VISION Peridot is 4'9 worth of angry gremlin in footie pajamas. With me so far? Her skintone is lime green which already sets her apart, but on top of that, she has a green gemstone embedded on her forehead. She is also constantly wearing a visor that covers the top half of her face and her hair is spiked up in a weird triangle shape. Though she has a jumpsuit melded to her body as part of how she physically manifests (because gem bodies are just hard light manifestations), she enjoys actual clothes too, and probably wears ALASTAIR- sanctioned clothing when she feels like it. She's definitely been wearing a poncho and boots with spurs around Perdition's Rest. Literally the least physically imposing-looking gem you can be without her limb enhancers, Peridot makes up for what she lacks in stature by carrying herself as if she's literally the best thing that just walked into the room. Usually, she even believes that, herself, and because of that she has boundless confidence that manifests as sheer arrogance. However, the more snarky and closed off she gets, the less confident she feels. She is a terrible liar and it's pretty easy to read her like a book. She throws her entire body into what she's saying, prone to elaborate gestures (especially with her hands) and being as theatrical as possible- probably so she can make up for her size by making herself "big" in other ways, but also probably because she's used to having to control her limb enhancers which seem to require a lot of arm and leg movement to work. When she feels threatened or scared, she will run on all fours like a green cat. SOUND In a word? Shrill. She talks like she's constantly in allcaps and is usually borderline hysterical, pissed off, or excited about everything around her. she is just... so loud. And angry. She rarely has any chill in her voice. SCENT Considering her body is a hard light manifestation, it gives off no actual scent. MISC. If her body is damaged too much, she has to retreat back into her gem to reform, which means she just becomes a pretty rock for awhile. She can take a lot of damage though. She can also MANIPULATE METAL, though more like a magnet than a traditional metalbender.

[scarredhorns]

Lucy/Nyuu/Kaede (Real Name) AGE: 18 HEIGHT/STATURE: Uhh... She's not that tall, so 5'1" or so.* WEIGHT/BUILD: Very light and skinny, so maybe around 110 lbs or so.* GENDER: Female RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single HAIR: Pink EYES: Red in the anime, but in the manga from which I've taken her, they're black with a greenish hue like this. IDK why there was such a difference ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ORIGIN: Kamakura, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan, which is an actual city. LANGUAGE: Japanese, but knows how to sing the song "Elfenlied" by Hugo Wolf, which is in German. So while she can't use other languages in a conversation, she knows how to sing foreign songs thanks to her friend Nozomi's tutelage.*

VISION Those white things on top of her head are horns. They may look like cat ears, but they're as hard as bone and grow from her skull. I almost forgot to mention...! Thanks to Koltira's frenzy, Lucy/Nyuu is now only sporting one horn. The other one shows obvious signs of having been broken off. It'll grow back, though. Someday.... While in town, Lucy/Nyuu wears the local clothing mixed with the clothes she'd been wearing from home, so that would include a simple black cowgirl hat that covers her horns, an adorable, red patterned serape, brown cowgirl boots, and a white blouse with a long blue skirt underneath the serape. (Something like this.) When venturing out of town, or whenever there's the possibility of encountering danger, however, she wears the white Audentes uniform and either uses the hood or her hat to cover her horns. Not that anyone's bullied her for her horns here, it's just out of habit for her to cover them since she had to keep them hidden whenever leaving the house in Kamakura, lest she attract the attention of her pursuers. Overall, Lucy/Nyuu is more of a blouse and skirt-wearing type of girl, but that doesn't mean she won't wear more casual clothing. Lucy and Nyuu tend to differ with the way they carry themselves. Nyuu is usually seen standing straight with her head held up and almost always has a smile on her face that could help light up a gloomy room. If she's not happy, then she's usually timid, holding her hands in front of her chest, shoulders brought forward to make herself look smaller, and eyes looking either to the side or at the ground. Meanwhile, Lucy tends to avoid eye contact with anyone. If her eyes aren't partly covered by her hair, then they're usually downcast or giving the thousand-yard stare due to living a life filled with isolation, betrayal, and torture. If she is looking in your direction, her gaze is usually filled with cynicism, or contempt, or surprise if you haven't said anything mean to her and instead try to treat her like a normal human being; or killing intent if engaged in battle, during which her body tends to be slightly hunched over and face completely hidden by her hair except for her eyes--as though she's become some sort of monster. If her opponent proves to be a challenge, though, she'll straighten up, almost as though she means to get more serious with her fighting. SOUND Nyuu's voice is kind of high-pitched yet gentle and warm at the same time. She's very polite, speaks formally, and will use honorifics such as -san or -chan unless she's told otherwise. When her friends first found her, she could only say "nyuu," and she's held onto that phrase as a way to express surprise or embarrassment. Audio Sample-- NOTE: Scene takes place before Nyuu has learned how to speak properly. Lucy's voice is more... raspy? More cold hearted; monotone; even when she's surprised, though the edge to her voice does tone down some and gains a flicker of warmth when she's happy. However, her voice tends to gain a bit more passion when she's angry or really sad, and she will laugh manically if she has the upper hand in battle. Note that the latter was toned down in the anime, but that won't be so in-game. Also, Lucy is not as formal or polite as Nyuu, and doesn't use honorifics. (Audio Sample-- NOTE: Warning for a lot of blood and gore. Seriously, there's dismemberment in this video. Stop at 5:10 or exactly on 5:12 if you don't want to see that.) SCENT Kamakura is near the sea, so a salt-water kind of scent mixed with her fruit-scented shampoo and soap, or the delicious aroma of whatever she was cooking moments ago. MISC. Lucy did find a stray puppy when she was a kid, but some of the kids who bullied her at the orphanage found it and... well... (WARNING: animal abuse and blood.) How did this character get a split personality? In the beginning of the series, Lucy manages to escape from the research institute she'd been imprisoned within for the past three years. However, before she could get off the island that the institute was located on, the employees tried to snipe her in the back of her head with a large caliber bullet. Lucy was wearing a metal helmet at the time and she turned her head just as the shot was fired, so the bullet struck her on the side of her helmet instead, putting a dent in it and dealing a heavy, non-fatal blow to her head, enough to make her bleed. She fell into the ocean unconscious and by the time she washed ashore at the beach at Kamakura, the Nyuu persona was in control. For more info, I made a Q&A, and here's her app. I also have an opt-out post and permissions post in case you want to check that out.

And holy crap, this took way longer than I thought, but I should have expected that since I was almost writing for two different people. Still had fun with this, though!

[perma_banned]

Ban AGE: 43(Mentally), 23(Physically) HEIGHT/STATURE: 6'11" pretty prone to slouching WEIGHT/BUILD: Mostly muscle GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single, desperately hoping for a fairy girlfriend HAIR: Grey/White EYES: Red ORIGIN: Earth, magic!Albion LANGUAGE: Middle English, Middle French, Middle German. Ban comes from the era of Arthurian lore and he's a fairly worldly thief, so he ought to know a few languages aside from the local brands. VISION Ban is a tall fella who favors wearing leather get-ups. He doesn't often-times wear clothes that fits him properly, so it isn't at all abnormal an occurrence to witness him in ill-fitting clothing. During the game's current mission along Perdition's Rest, he's keeping his hair trimmed and combed properly to help blend in with the locals a bit. He'll look a bit like this, as he'll be combing his hair and trying to look decent for the current mission. During other missions, he won't really care.. Despite his claims to immortality, Ban has a large scar crossing his collarbone to his chin, broken along his neck. With pale skin and red eyes, he'll stand out quite a bit. His height adds to how much he'll stand out. SOUND Here. I tend to favor his English VA when it comes to his in-game voice. Ban tends to speak with a hum in his voice almost constantly as if he's trying to mimic what it sounds like to be a happy-go-lucky fellow. No matter what mood he's in, he'll tend to let loose with that sort of tone. It's just a verbal tic he came up with as a child. SCENT Like liquor, leather and sweat. He's the sort of guy you need to hose down once in awhile because he's lost days of his time all at once. MISC. Ban drinks a lot, almost to the point of trying to kill himself on a daily basis. Not only is it an important thing to remember but it's also a major component of how he interacts with others... He spends a lot of time trying to drink his personal issues away.

[diablejambe]

Vinsmoke Sanji AGE: 21 HEIGHT/STATURE: 180cm, 5' 11" WEIGHT/BUILD: who tf knows he's an anime so probably way less than his build and strength actually would put him at GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single, DTF, and Forever Alone. Forever Alone. Seriously, don't let this idiot in your pants, he'd probably die. HAIR: Blond EYES: Blue bc fuck the police and screw that one piece tiny male pupil syndrome ORIGIN: Germa Kingdom, North Blue LANGUAGE: One Piece Common, which is some amalgamation of spoken Japanese and written Japanese & English. Also Sanji has an encylopedic knowledge of bodyparts in French. For. Cooking and attack purposes, I guess??? VISION Sanji is moderately tall and very slender! Over the past few years, he has bulked his shoulders up a little bit, causing him to form a rather dorito-esque physique. Additionally, he also has what one might call "legs for days", and is able of bending his body in, quite frankly, impossible ways in order to utilize them in battle. AKA, he's a skinny nerd who would be pretty if he wasn't such a goddamn idiot. The actual most notable features of his are his dumb scruffy goatee, the way he has blond emo bangs, and his stupid spiral eyebrow. Oh, and the cigarette he's either always smoking or letting hang from his lips. Oh shit I forgot to mention this (HOW DID I FORGET TO MENTION THIS) but Sanji has like. The worst fashion sense known to man. I'm not even kidding. It's so bad. He probably wears his bright purple AUDENTES jacket over a pineapple print shirt, pink plaid jegging capris, and loafers. I mean sure, he looks good in a suit. And loves wearing suits. But god forbid he tries to theme his outfit to where they're going or thinks to go casual. SOUND Yelling. Like, 90% of how Sanji communicates is through yelling. He yells when he's excited, he yells when he's upset, he yells to be heard, he yells to get people's attention. He's just. Almost always yelling. Like, it's a weird day when Sanji's not either yelling and picking a fight or yelling about how lovely Nami-san is. In the odd case that he isn't being a screaming asshole though, Sanji has a fairly deep and level voice. A smoker's voice, if you will. When it comes to important topics, he can reign himself in long enough to have a civil conversation. Just. You know. Don't be too surprised if he starts singing and spouting love sonnets at the nearest pretty lady in the middle of it. That said, here is a series of clips with his Japanese VA! SCENT Believe it or not, there is a fuckin canon answer for this one. And it's that Sanji smells like cigarettes and seafood. Which makes sense, considering he's been smoking since he was like ten and his favorite thing to cook is seafood. As of the last few missions, however, that seafood smell has probably calmed down into the scent of cooking spices. After all, they haven't exactly been near a populated ocean recently. Otherwise, Sanji's a very clean person, so someone with an increased sense of smell can probably pick up on the smell of soap and sometimes cologne! MISC. PLEASE DO NOT BE FOOLED BY HIS """"GOOD LOOKS"""", SANJI IS A GODDAMN RIDICULOUS PERVERT NERD AND DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY EVER.