STATISTICS III: bride of statistics

[cachemoney]

FUTUROLOGY CENSUS
or, the statistics meme

Characters of all shapes and sizes are agents of ALASTAIR. But sometimes nebulous physical descriptions just don't cut it, and we want the cold, hard facts.

Fill out the form below (OOCly, not in your character's voice) so we can all have a better idea of what your character looks like, where they are from, and maybe what they smell like. Because sometimes you just gotta know.

Feel free to estimate anything for which you don't have concrete details!

<table><tr><td style="300px;padding:10px;"><img src="IMGURL (300px in width)" style="box-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;"></td><td style="vertical-align:top;"><p align="justify"><span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">NAMEHERE</span> <b>AGE:</b> agehere <b>HEIGHT/STATURE:</b> heighthere <b>WEIGHT/BUILD:</b> weighthere <b>GENDER:</b> genderhere <b>RELATIONSHIP STATUS:</b> single, divorced, DTF, etc <b>HAIR:</b> haircolorhere <b>EYES:</b> eyecolorhere <b>ORIGIN:</b> planet, city, etc <b>LANGUAGE:</b> nativelanguage, otherlanguages <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">VISION</span> Describe how your character appears visually. Do they usually wear their ALASTAIR uniform or something else? Include fashion, posture, hair style, eye color, scars, tattoos, etc. Be as detailed or as vague as you want! <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SOUND</span> How does your character sound? Do they speak formally or casually? Verbal tics? Do they sound differently if they're angry or happy? If you have example audio, link it here. <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SCENT</span> Literally how does your character smell. Do they wear cologne? Do they smell unusual? Anything someone in their vicinity would pick up should go here. <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">MISC.</span> Special diet? Any pets? Any other details you want to include can go here.</td></tr></table>

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[cachemoney]

FIONA AGE: 29 HEIGHT/STATURE: Average lady height, like 5'6" or so WEIGHT/BUILD: Fit but not super muscular, probably ~135lbs GENDER: Female RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single HAIR: Brown (orange streak on the left side) EYES: Green ORIGIN: Hollow Point, Pandora LANGUAGE: Space English?????? VISION She usually wears the uniform (current mission being an exception) with some minor modifications: she likes to wear hats and has converted the vest deal into something more formfitting (think bodice/bustier), and doesn't wear the long-sleeved part. Here is a drawing I commissioned from Zee! Outside the uniform though, Fiona dresses like a cyberpunk pirate had a baby with a steampunk cowgirl, it's pretty ridiculous. Also, hats! She wears a lot of hats. She has a visible scar over her right eyebrow and another on her right palm, likes dramatic makeup (smoky eye and a dark lip always), and keeps her nails painted a nice turquoise somehow without chipping it constantly. She carries herself with extreme confidence and always gives an air of knowing what she's doing (which is probably only like half the time). SOUND Kind of a low, slightly husky voice?? She speaks casually and is usually extremely sarcastic, so that's fun. Here is a video with bonus Rhys. She also loooves to talk, her specialty as a con artist is talking circles around people, so she is very good at being distracting/confusing when needed. Also lying. She is always lying. SCENT idk regular girl scent, nothing special?? Maybe when she's tryna be fancy, she'll put on a earthy/woodsy scented perfume. MISC. She probably carries a lot of hidden weapons, like little knives and stuff tucked in pockets or wherever; she has a spring-loaded derringer up her right sleeve.

[pummelling]

[im *marking all the things that i've headcanoned shh]

KUNG JIN AGE: early-mid 20's (*23) HEIGHT/STATURE: t...all... (*5'11"-ish) WEIGHT/BUILD: i have no idea how to estimate weights, but. muscular, but not big beefy bara levels of muscular GENDER: male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: HAIR: black EYES: dark brown ORIGIN: Earthrealm! aka Mortal Kombat earth lmao. He was born in China and immigrated to America when he was younger. (*Probably in the vague... socal... area...??) LANGUAGE: English, Mandarin, whatever fantasy bs they speak in Outworld VISION Tall, broad-shouldered, and with an upright and very space-filling sort of posture, Jin's definitely got a presence! Depending on who is running into him and when, he'll be either projecting the air of being a strong and competent warrior... or of a dude who just thinks he's better than you. His skin's a warm sort of tan, and he has a smattering of freckles across his face and likely on his shoulders and body. Jin's nose is also a pretty distinct round shape. (it's very cute i'll fight you on this) His hair IS GREAT, very thick and shiny, and goes down about mid-back; he's most frequently wearing it up in a high ponytail but will occasionally braid it to get it out of the way (and has probably been braiding it a lot in Perdition's Rest, this dry ass desert air why). Outfit-wise, Jin switches between the Shaolin attire he arrived in and his ALASTAIR uniform, like so: typically, he'll just wear the black or white outershirt and gloves on top, while keeping his necklaces and whatnot. If given the opportunity to wear civilian clothes, he wears a lot of sportier things that are looser in the neck and around the legs. Jin's a pretty expressive person! He's an emotion-driven person and has a reactive face as such. Resting bitch face too tho, follow his judgey eyes and eyebrows when he's unimpressed, they're great. He's also very aware of his physical presence and uses a lot of body language, particularly hands and shoulders and arms: he's very aware of his physical presence and will use it as he needs to communicate. That also means he touches people and gets into personal bubbles a lot. He manspreads. He pats people on the shoulder. If he likes you, he'll be in your space, sorry-- if he dislikes you, he'll be up in your space to show you how much he hates you.... sorry. SOUND He's voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch! Jin's clearly comfortable speaking and defaults to a languid, casual tone, particularly since he sees Audentes members as teammates and peers. Jin's quick to switch to formalities if he's got a need for it, however. He's bilingual and is used to swapping back and forth between Mandarin and English very quickly, so he's got a bit of the kind of accent you hear on second-gen Asian-American kids. If he gets mad, he can get very blunt-- when upset or nervous, he becomes more hesitant and careful with his words. He's pretty snarky, though, and for the most part is very quick to a quip or a pointed remark. 90% of the time his voice is simply deadpan or sarcastic, because really, that's... just the kind of dude he is. SCENT He doesn't go for colognes himself, so Jin more often than not just smells like mild soap-- and shampoo, cause his hair's pretty long and he has to maintain it even if he's not doing anything fancy. Sometimes he's got the scent of sunlight and a little sweat, as he's out a lot; the scent of old books clings to him occasionally as well, from both actual books and from the fact that his bow's both magic and an antique. MISC. - can stick his leg real high in the air - doesn't like sweets much but is very fond of tofu pudding - keeps his magitek (a gold necklace with a green gem) in a pocket because if he wore it he'd wear three necklaces and that's Too Much -

[friendlykillingmachine]

ROCKY AGE: 8 months!! (includes 2 months in game) HEIGHT/STATURE: 6' WEIGHT/BUILD: Well, he's a robot so he's built nicely! At about 270lbs he's pretty light compared to most bots in his world. GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Ro...bot? (single but kind of in love with a human from his homeworld) HAIR: nada EYES: black ORIGIN: Chicago, USA, Earth in the year 2161 LANGUAGE: american english VISION Rocky is human-shaped and has a decidedly male physique. He has a retro style portable TV for a head, the screen of which displays his animated expressions. His steel-titanium alloy frame is mostly dark charcoal gray and silver in color with splashes of aqua blue here and there, namely on his head and the backs of his hands. His "face" is animated and consists only of parts necessary for expression: eyes, mouth and eyebrows. He is typically dressed in gray camo pants, jacket and combat boots (sometimes street clothes or some type of uniform.) He typically conducts himself with cheerful confidence regardless of circumstances (he will stroll into a flame-engulfed building with the same ease as strolling through a flower garden) and appears ready and eager to attend to your needs. Like his face and voice, his movements are expressive and can get pretty animated, sometimes even exaggerated. His bodily movements are smooth and very human-like, especially when interacting with humans. In work settings where he's likely to be using his hands, his movements become more precise and mechanical. Here's a sketch of him (mostly head and some facial expressions.) SOUND He speaks American English devoid of accent or regional inflection. His speech is clear, well enunciated and often enthusiastic. Like his "face" his voice conveys a lot of expression and will easily raise and drop in pitch or volume depending on his emotional state. The more excited he is, the louder and stronger his voice will sound; the more frustrated he gets, the higher and more strained it'll sound despite an ever-present note of cheer. He's also capable of sounds like sighing, gasping and whistling. The voice itself is pitched on the slightly-high-end of medium and, except for a subtle metallic overtone, is near identical to a human voice. SCENT ...Electronic? He really does't have much of a scent unless he's been firing off his lasers and burning up the air around him. His clothes probably still carry the smoke and motor oil stink from home. Other than that, unless he spends a lot of time in close quarters with smelly unwashed humans, he doesn't smell. MISC. ► He "sees" out of a tiny camera above his screen, not his eyes. ► He "hears" and "smells" with sensors on his neck. ► His head is mostly empty space. The important bits (like his CPU) are in his chest. ► He's powered by a nuclear fusion battery. It is quite hot. ► He is filled with flexible cables that act as his 'robo-muscles'. They're prehensile and highly sensitive and can be used to grab onto things, including things outside of his body. ► He can turn himself into a power suit! He does this by breaking himself apart and pulling you in/wrapping around you. But his battery is HOT HOT HOT so if you're in there too long, he'll roast you like a ham. Oops!

[heavyhitter]

ANA RAMIR AGE: 19 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'5 WEIGHT/BUILD: ~140-160, depending on how hard she flexes the guns. (She has some extra weight and is well muscled under it, but fuck if I know what actual weight that translates to.) GENDER: F RELATIONSHIP STATUS: points emphatically at Sigma HAIR: Dark brunette EYES: Brown ORIGIN: Focolare (space Italy) LANGUAGE: Italian, English, "Earth Standard", Galactic Standard, plus a handful of things like... French, Spanish, some German (she's Into languages, and butthurt that things are autotranslated here) VISION Ramir wears the ALASTAIR uniform (modified, of course) if she thinks shit is gonna go down and she'll need to get her invulnerable on, otherwise she goes with her beloved studded leather jacket. She always seems very solid, like she would be very difficult to be unwillingly moved. She stands with her feet firmly planted, and all of her gestures are big and decisive (and there is a lot of gesturing as she speaks, her hands are almost always part of the conversation). Her posture is usually relaxed and a little lazy, and that plus her usually grungey fashion looks like she'd be right at home in the rougher areas of a big city. Her nails are short and almost always painted black, because it's cool. SOUND GUESS WHAT, I FINALLY HAVE A PERFECT VOICE FOR HER. I am delighted. Her voice is low and a little rough, in an American accent (with a slight New York City tinge), and is absolutely rife with emphasis, pointed flatness, impressions of people, whatever it takes to be super expressive. She speaks super casually with basically everyone, gets loud fast (when she's excited, mad, whatever), and does an excellent English accent. (She first learned English with an English accent!) SCENT She smells like leather, dirt, and like someone who doesn't necessarily shower after every bout of activity. She's clean, okay, she'll just never smell like soaps and shampoos. MISC. She has a giant, rideable tarantula named Sancho. It's currently somewhere outside of town, hunting the wildlife (and possibly the bandits). So sorry if anyone runs into it. Also, I got a buttload more art of her.

[asscan]

LAEDO LEDO AGE: ~90 or so human years, though asandae age more slowly. HEIGHT/STATURE: 6' (human), 14' (at the shoulder in asandus form) WEIGHT/BUILD: ~190lb human form, ~4.8 tonnes in asandus form GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single HAIR: Gold (not blonde) EYES: Gold (not hazel) ORIGIN: Sanctuary, city of asandae, Avengaea LANGUAGE: Avengaean Novinitu Common (as spoken by all species on the continent). Smattering of ancient asandus. He's picked up nominal Japanese, Italian, and English. VISION Laedo has augmented his normal white ALASTAIR uniform to include gold instead of purple, and often includes accoutrements such as epaulets, fancy belts, and ornamentation on his boots and gloves. He can regularly be seen wearing jewelery that would probably be considered more feminine by many cultures (his is a fierce matriarchy, so these are considered more desirable on men than we'd often see here); earrings, bracelets, many rings, all of them in gold and pearls and rainbow tones. He wears a necklace with several rainbow-codified discs to represent the facets of his religion, which revolves around a sun goddess named Aska. In asandus form, Laedo often wears gauzy drapings that trail from his sides and neck, along with golden armor. Only the horns from the back of his head are natural, the rest are worn for show. Prominent purple stains mark his face. To those who can see magic, the purple is an oily overlay that interacts strangely with his natural magical field, which manifests in the form of a nimbus or aura. To those who can interact with magic, it's very plainly opposite in polarity to the magic he usually wields. He'd been struck by caetran magic, the back-blow remnants from a goddess his species detests. He is self-conscious about it however he does not cover the marking for the sake of his ego. Laedo stands straight, keeps clean-cut, and places much of his self-worth on presentation. You will not see him run ragged until he simply cannot give any more, at which point he will possess a muted, almost grey lack of lustre to his pearlescent skin. In fact, to those who cannot see magic, Laedo's vibrancy or lack-thereof can provide a good gauge to his ability to perform. He tends to run himself hard on missions so he can very easily cross from 110% upkempt and snooty to 110% grey and sagging. SOUND Laedo's speech is as ostentatious as his bearing, wandering between almost regular, formal speech when he is more comfortable, to barely comprehensible bardic legalese when he is upset or embarrassed. In human form, his voice is fairly light for his height and athletic build, though in natural form it's deeper than human octaves can reach. Laedo is capable of growling, snarling, and purring in asandus form, and he is adept at using the full range of his long vocal cords to sing in that form, as well. He is not quite so capable as a human, and that shames him somewhat. SCENT Laedo's magic field creates a faint ozone scent, masking his natural body and replacing undesirable sweat and musk with mountain air and the faint scent of evergreens. When he lacks sufficient magic to maintain background upkeep, he smells rather like any man in human form, and rather like a cat in asandus form. MISC. Laedo carries a long and a short sword on his belt in human form, feeling more vulnerable when he is of an equal size to humans. His magic field is very much a part of his person, the same way that hair or nails are to a human. This potential energy source reacts vaguely magnetically when in its potential phase, and can be shaped my magic users into items and 'triggers' embossed onto existing items (like spells). This is how he is able to replace body parts and manifest clothing: he spins his magic into the form he can envision and it will keep its shape until something that saps or warps magic interferes with it. When he wants to, he can unravel the magic and store it back in his field.

[asscan]

I want to draw her some time, she sounds freaking rad :]

[evantuality]

EVAN FRIAVE-GOODLACE AGE: 20 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'6" WEIGHT/BUILD: Skinny (about 140lbs) GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: sooooo single HAIR: Pale red EYES: Warm brown right, iridescent amber left. ORIGIN: Edmonton, Alberta, Earth LANGUAGE: English, very broken French VISION Not tall, not built, Evan's got the physique of someone who's not all that inclined towards exercise. He's gained some respectable wiry bulk around his shoulders and arms, and nice hard legs from all the walking on Zeta-12, but he's still essentially a pale, skinny young man, broad-shouldered enough to imply a certain presence but lacking the bulk or the height to fill out that promise. He will often hold himself with carefully-studied nonchalance, which he will quickly forget when he finds something interesting. He talks with his hands when excited, using precise motions and leaning into conversations. When he's not in his uniform, he can almost always be found simply in jeans and a tidily buttoned-up collared shirt, which he has taken to rolling the sleeves up around his elbows. He's got a squarish face, a strong jaw, defined cheekbones, and bags under his eyes that never entirely go away. He'll not infrequently have a satchel with him, and various pens, paper, and sometimes samples of local flora and fauna. His left eye is a different color than his right, and there are some small, hairline scars around the socket. The eye itself is amber rather than the brown, and iridescent -- a gift from Laedo when he lost his left eye during the Nalawi mission. SOUND He's got a light midding timbre, one that does not carry a lot of weight behind it, and he uses it with a great deal of tonal variance, particularly when he's feeling enthusiastic or sarcastic. He is prone to talking quickly when agitated and very frequently will cut himself off mid-sentence when his mind has already skipped to another thought or when he's overly worried about the impression that he's making. He frequently equivocates, using emphasis phrases such as 'well, then', junk syllables like 'um', and repeating words to pad out his speech and give him time to think. When he's relaxed, which is not all that often, he will speak more slowly, more easily, and without such linguistic noise. SCENT Evan does not wear any scents, nor is he in the habit of using scented products. He smells basically like regularly-washed young man, and his threshold for getting sweaty is pretty high so he's rarely manky. When he's been using his powers he will sometimes smell of hot, dry air, or if he gets really heated, hot, sweaty air. MISC. These days, often found with his notebook-slash-sketchbook. He's a terrible sketch artist, but he tries for the sake of science. art from my tumblr, upon which you can find about six million other pictures of him.

[iomnic]

ZENYATTA TEKHARTHA AGE: 20 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'8" but he also rarely stands up so he hovers more at about 4'6" high. WEIGHT/BUILD: 200~ pounds, since he's rather sparsely armored for a robot. GENDER: Identifies as male, but also, a robot, so you know... RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating Inner Peace but Genji is his sideho HAIR: Bald as a car bumper EYES: Technically the little slots there are eyes... ORIGIN: Earth, SOMEWHERE IN ASIA. Lived for a long time in Nepal. LANGUAGE: Omnic, English, Nepali, Mandarin, Spanish, a little bit of Japanese. VISION Typically, like, 90% of the time, Zenyatta is floating. Even if he's "standing up," he's usually still floating. Mostly because he doesn't like walking. Not that omnics can't walk, he just ... doesn't... do it... And if he DOES have to walk somewhere, it's at the same rate as a 90 year old with a walker. Don't expect him to go anywhere quickly on his own, sorry. As for what he wears, he hasn't changed from the clothes he arrived in, and has also probably been wearing those pants for like at least five years. They're gross. Like, stained, patched, and torn up. But he refuses to wear anything else unless he REALLY needs to, because he doesn't like having too many material possessions. As for hair and eyes, well. Yeah. Robot. No scars or tattoos either, unless you count the dings and scratches and dents he has in his frame. Yeah, guy's probably never really taken care of himself, appearance-wise. SOUND Zenyatta sounds like this. So, a somewhat deep voice, with a metallic sounding sort of echo. He usually sounds content and sometimes even somewhat amused. Rarely does he actually have a tone that conveys disappointment, or anger. Even rarer to hear sadness. As for verbal tics, he doesn't use contractions. More examples of voicelines here too. SCENT Smells like metal. No, but he probably doesn't smell like anything. MAYBE a slight hint of metal, some rust, a little oil- and that's if someone's really sensitive to it. Because he doesn't sweat, even though his clothes are... definitely dirty, it's not like they smell bad from anything. Maybe nature smells??? Depending on the environment. MISC. So he's, y'know, a robot. Doesn't eat food, but capable of drinking oil. In fact, oil is definitely a form of alcohol in Overwatch canon, so... Go ahead and give him oil at your own risk. His orbs, of which he always has nine of, work as both a form of healing, as as his weapon. They float around him using magnets and omnic energy. Along his back, he also has quite a few exposed wires, actually. Like, literally strings of cords, just kinda casually lying around his hips and down his back. Totally not a smart idea. Also if he ever has to fight without his orbs, gonna kick u. His hands would totally break if he had to actually punch someone.

[strictdiscipline]

RIZA HAWKEYE AGE: 29 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'6" (168 cm) WEIGHT/BUILD: Around 140 lbs. Fit. GENDER: Female RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating, I guess HAIR: Blonde EYES: Amber ORIGIN: Central City, Amestris LANGUAGE: Fake German VISION In terms of general appearance, Riza's pretty average. Average height, average weight - though the majority of that leans towards muscle rather than fat - though the one aspect where she isn't average is posture. She holds herself upright rather than slouching down, and her movements are generally crisp and purposeful. Rather than being constantly in motion she's usually still, which can make her seem intimidating at times. She's been wearing her hair up in a ponytail in Futurology rather than keeping it pinned with a barrette because it's too much of a hassle to keep spares on her person given how much they move around. She also wears a single pair of stud earrings, which is about as far as jewelry goes with her. Clothing-wise, she can be found in some version of her ALASTAIR uniform 95% of the time, though she'll change outfits as needed to fit the current mission. Never anything flashy though. SOUND Her voice matches her neat appearance - straightforward, crisp, words uttered only when they need to be. Though she's not afraid of talking, she also doesn't talk for the sake of talking. Her language errs towards the polite and the formal, with tone and pitch generally remaining neutral and almost deadpan at times. Her voice is clearly feminine though, and a touch on the airy side in normal conversation. I prefer her Japanese VA over her English one, largely because her range of expression is a lot greater. You can listen to a bit here. SCENT Nothing immediately obvious. Clean?? Perfume's a special occasion thing, which she hasn't yet had occasion to do. MISC One thing to note is that Riza also has a large and elaborate tattoo on her back. The majority of it is still intact, though there are sections that are now illegible due to burn marks. It's not something she likes to show off so she's usually careful to keep it well-hidden with high collared shirts. Also this is what her dog looks like. lazily c/ps from last time...and the time before that

[fateality]

TWISTED FATE AGE: 35 HEIGHT/STATURE: 6'0" WEIGHT/BUILD: 180lbs/Very lean GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating HAIR: Dark brown EYES: Glowing blue (most of the time) ORIGIN: The Serpentine River of the Valoran continent on the planet Runeterra LANGUAGE: Common (English), River (Romani) VISION Twisted Fate has taken on a fairly fashionable silken vest with ALASTAIR's colors and symbol on it, but beyond that prefers his own clothes such as his coat, hat, and boots. He usually keeps his hair loose and long, but will sometimes tie it back. Almost always, Twisted Fate looks sharp, as he is definitely a dandy. SOUND Twisted Fate sounds incredibly casual, having a bit of a Southern drawl to his voice. He likes to give people nicknames, whether they want them or not. You can find some examples of how he sounds here. SCENT Almost always, Twisted Fate is wearing some kind of expensive cologne. It's spicy like his personality. It doesn't smell like anything common, and safe to assume that it's from his world. He is always, at least, clean smelling and definitely takes care of his appearance and smell. MISC. Absolutely hates eating fish, and notably Twisted Fate never cooks for himself -- but likes to have what can be determined as expensive eating. Suffice it to say, his taste is not cheap, in terms of general lifestyle. It's worth noting that he's always fiddling with a card, one way or the other.

[twinkle_toes]

ok but can aang ride her giant spider

[strictdiscipline]

correction:

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: w/ Asher

[moneyballer]

ASHER MILLSTONE AGE: 25 HEIGHT/STATURE: 5'11" WEIGHT/BUILD: Solid and muscular, but not particularly sculpted. The boy likes to eat. GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Desperate HAIR: Dark brown EYES: Brown ORIGIN: Upstate New York LANGUAGE: Fuckboy VISION During the day, Asher is constantly dressed to impress, clad in finely tailored outfits and almost always clean-shaven. He experiments with a variety of color palettes, ranging from pastels to jewel tones, and favors luxurious textures (suede, cashmere, corduroy, etc). His uniform even resembles something he would wear on a daily basis back home, taking the form of a white v-neck sweater with a horizontal purple stripe down the middle, and worn over a black turtleneck undershirt and black pants. The only slight variation on it is the addition of a purple tie around the collar, which looks as though it's made of satin. Most of the time this is what he can be seen wearing, unless you catch him at night or during a workout. Asher's body language and posture are far less classy than his attire, as he's definitely the kind of guy who walks dick-first. When sitting down, he often drapes himself over an entire surface, and typically gets too close for comfort with little care for personal space. The facial expressions he sports are goofy and exaggerated, mostly douchey in nature. That being said, he feels everything very intensely, and is prone to being an ugly crier. He also has a couple of moles on his face and a birthmark on the left side of his neck, but these are only visible if you come very close. If your character catches him in his training outfit and gets a glimpse of his arms, they may note a few freckles and sunspots from summers spent tanning on ritzy family vacation properties. SOUND His lingo is incredibly bizarre, incorporating slang from vastly different sources. This is probably because of his heavily appropriative love for rap music and oddly nerdy enthusiasm for video games, and as a result he often sounds like a living meme. It's evident from the way he speaks that he's definitely an ex-fratboy. However, Asher was born to wealthy parents, so on occasion he will use polite language, mostly with civilians on various planets if he wants to gather more information. There's also a vast difference between the Asher he presents to the world and the softer, more compassionate person he really is, so his voice and word-choice are different if you catch him during a surprisingly candid moment. SCENT Asher wears cologne that smells expensive, to say the least. Still, futurology is worlds away from what he's used to dealing with, so that combined with the rigorous physical activity makes him prone to sweating a good deal. Sometimes he smells nice, sometimes he smells like he really needs to take a shower. MISC. -White Boy Dancing™ -Loves casual, bro-y physical contact (claps people on the shoulder, slides his arm around friends, and gives many hugs) -is Sentimental 2 the xtreme -Can be caught snacking at any hour of the day

[cachemoney]

aahhh c: i hope you do!! she's super pretty, gazes lovingly at my icons

[iomnic]

you forgot his middle name "twink"

[riastraid]

LANCER (Cu Chulainn) AGE: like 2000, but mid-late 20s physically HEIGHT/STATURE: 185cm (6' 1") WEIGHT/BUILD: 70kg (154lbs) GENDER: m RELATIONSHIP STATUS: widower, widowed, now in a cazhj relationship HAIR: still terrible. EYES: red, slit pupils ORIGIN: Ireland LANGUAGE: Irish Gaelic, Japanese VISION Cons: self explanatory. Pros: he's built as hell (gotta rock the bodysuit) with extremely defined everything, though on the slimmer side. It's a little hard to get a good sense that he's as tall or long-limbed as he is because he's rarely standing up straight—he lounges around a lot (expect to get leaned on), and in battle he often keeps his center of gravity low. Strong resting jerk face, loud body language. He's presumably got some giant, red tattoos on his torso. He's a walking fashion disaster; in battle he's always got his blue jumpsuit armor on, and casually he wears stuff like this or his uniform. I drew this for PR, but lbr he probably found a horrible poncho and lives in it. He also enjoys jewelry and somehow ended up with a bunch. SOUND 10-second summary of his voice. It's mid-ranged and familial, for an old dude he absorbs slang like a sponge. Very, very casual, he sounds like a(n approachable) punk with a lot of teasing lilts, drawls, growls and whatnot. He's more chill than loud/boisterous, but he functions at maximum volume in combat, and gets frigid when angry. Avoids using names in favor of kid, [stupid nickname], asshole, etc. I don't imagine him with an accent because of the dub, but listen to your heart. SCENT In awkward VN writing terms, his scent is 'bestial,' so I assume pretty musky. He also likes booze and cigarettes, so he may smell like a strip club. More regularly, he's a hobo, so he probably smells like the tree he spent the night in, or the ocean he camped by. MISC. insofar as i know his name's pronounced kind of like coo hullain, though i think gae bolg is about what you'd expect.

[moneyballer]

he's like???? more beefy tho than twinky

[moneyballer]

wow????

dont do this here

[iomnic]

sometimes its more about personality

[strictdiscipline]

oh ok so u want this icly


i gotchu

[longtempered]

SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA AGE: 24 HEIGHT/STATURE: 6'1" WEIGHT/BUILD: 154lbs officially (honestly I think this is still too light though smh, see misc); deceptively lean build GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: LAUGHS HAIR: Naturally brown, bleached blond EYES: Amber ORIGIN: Ikebukuro, Tokyo, Japan (modern-day Earth circa like ~2006?? or something) LANGUAGE: Japanese, super rusty English VISION Unless the weather's inclement or there's a situation that otherwise demands it, Shizuo doesn't wear his ALASTAIR uniform much. Instead he is pretty much always, always wearing a bartender's suit, complete with waistcoat, dress shoes, and a little bowtie. He currently has three identical sets of suits in varying states of wear and tear, though he's meticulous about trying to keep them in good shape. He's usually wearing a pair of blue shades about as frequently, too, including indoors and at night (yes, he's that guy). More often than not there's a lighted cigarette in his mouth. Tends to tuck his hands in his pants pockets when he's idling. (Also he always misses like two loops on his belt or something look at that in his pic, Shizuo why do u do this....either he keeps forgetting to pull it all the way through or he's too lazy to tuck it all the way and leaves it for ~aesthetic~ I don't know) He's tall and lanky, and looking at his hair and mode of dress you'd think he's trying to stand out or something, but his posture actually tends to be pretty lax to the point of nearly withdrawn--like he's unconsciously trying to take up as little space in an area as possible despite his frame anyway. 70% of the time you couldn't find a more outwardly calm and relaxed-looking guy. He also honestly looks like somebody you could easily take on in a fight (which is highly....unfortunate.......) SOUND His VAs are Daisuke Ono and Crispin Freeman respectively! So, in both cases, his voice is pretty deep and carries easily. Most of the time Shizuo tends towards pretty blunt and dispassionate with his speech; he's also extremely informal and casual to pretty much everyone, just skirting the edge of being outright rude. Pretty much the only person he uses formalities for in the series is Tom-san. (And also Izaya, I guess, albeit on the...opposite end of the respectful spectrum lmao--) The more he's swearing, the more irritated he is. The angrier he is, the louder he gets and the more he starts rambling in a mildly unhinged sort of way. Here's a clip for the sub and a clip for the dub! SCENT Like 90% cigarette smoke probably, let's be real here... The other ten percent is varying levels of clean laundry and sweets, depending on how much of either of these things he has access to at any given time. Otherwise he doesn't generally wear scents or anything. MISC. Shizuo is a completely normal human--it's just that his body has no chill whatsoever. From a very young age he's lacked the limiters that most people's brains have to prevent tearing muscles in overexertion, and has torn himself up countless times throwing things way too heavy for him in his rages. Every time, his body mended a little stronger than it was before. So now, after roughly seventeen years of this, Shizuo's pain receptors are dead but his muscles and bones have hardened to the point that punching him is literally almost like punching a brick wall, and he often ruins his surgeon's best scalpels. Since he's built so dense I think he honestly ought to be a fair amount heavier than might be average for his height, too, but that's canon weights for you I guess... This is what's made him so ridiculously strong currently! I figure this tendency for Extreme Adaptation has kept Shizuo in pretty robust health too. I doubt he gets ill very often these days, and he probably doesn't get cavities anymore no matter how many sweets he eats...as implied above Shizuo is also a chain smoker, but at this point I'm not even sure if it's an addiction so much as a de-stressing habit by now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[headlining]

KEATS AGE: 27 (though technically, he's only existed for 17 years) HEIGHT/STATURE: 183 cm (6'0") WEIGHT/BUILD: 73 kg (160 lbs) GENDER: Male RELATIONSHIP STATUS: tsundere route from an otome game (single) HAIR: Brown EYES: Dark grey-blue ORIGIN: Earth, Ireland (though more specifically, the Netherworld, which is a sort of afterlife) LANGUAGE: English, probably knows some Gaelic VISION Keats is a tall, broad-shouldered man whose bookish appearance belies the powerful man he is; under the numerous layers of clothing is a thick, well-built muscular physique, rather unfitting for his profession of magazine reporter. He wears large round glasses that constantly obscure his eyes because they glint in the light. His chin is covered with a thin beard and constant stubble, and his hair is shoulder-length and looks only slightly combed. His stature is straight, though he has the bad habit of putting his hands into his coat pockets, even when he speaks with others. SOUND Voiced by Richard Coyle, Keats has a rather soft voice; his Irish (we THINK this is Irish...probably) accent isn't thick and doesn't drag his words down, but gives them a pleasant tone. He doesn't raise his voice often, but can come off curt and sarcastic simply based on his attitude towards most things he encounters. As far as language goes, he varies between descriptive language befitting a journalist and incredibly casual phrases - he's also not afraid to pepper his speech with harsh words, if needed be. SCENT The main smell that hangs around Keats is typewriter ink, which makes sense, given that he hangs around the writing device as much as he can. He wears no cologne, and otherwise smells fairly clean, with maybe just a hint of alcohol (he isn't opposed to a good drink every once in a while). MISC. It's of note that Keats has another form he has learned to access in his time in the Netherworld through a magical process called Transcension. When he draws upon his magical powers, his whole appearance radically changes into this. This form is suggested to be Keats' true form as a Halflife, though he himself doesn't like it very much due to his denial over his true nature. Other facts: can't cook to save his life, likes ale, is a secret romantic at heart (blushes at romantic stories), and thinks he's the bees knees (he's not).

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