nerd baby (
selfimage) wrote in
thirstology2015-11-02 08:12 pm
tl;first impressions
![]() |
It's been a month since the opening of the game, everyone's gotten to know eachother! Between what needs to be done, of course. That means it's time for some first impressions! This is pretty simple (it's just a tl;cr meme in disguise): |


no subject
no subject
i strangled myself at my desk for you
i did it all for you
Cuddling potential: 5/10, too many lines/edges/metal pieces; too few smooth surfaces; insufficient natural plush, though points awarded for having enough, well, surface that could house cushions, Mokonas and other mini-squishies. As such, moderately cuddly by proxy :( b
Mooching ratio: 7/10; look at that put-upon generous hero attitude. Look at that completely exploitable shounen vibe.
Aerodynamic vibe: 4/10! He's got, like, noodle-arms, which is funny because his wing span's guaranteed.................. but the width's just not there, Mt-bro, flying spaghetti monsters are totally old meme. But, he could probably throw someone a good couple of light-years away, so he gets marked up.
Why-God-Why: 0.00000001-steps-back/second, because Mt. Bro seems particularly aware of the cosmic joke known as his stature :''(
Otherwise, Mt-bro's a pretty coo' stoic stone and a half-way decent guarantee of a warm, malleable surface to nap on. He is what land-dwellers would probably call "nice" or "reliable" or some other utterly subjective social term, and what Dio's sort would put down as "predictable."
Despite his grouchiness, he's yet proven to be particularly impatient or prone to Kuro-smashing, which leaves Dio thrilled, since his only requirements to like someone are essentially "don't kick me" and also, "don't kill me" . Guild standards are humble, Guild standards are few. Mt-bro has (alas) shown himself keen to adopt
moocherspuppies, so Dio'll probably absent-mindedly collect and pass on coins to Kurogane now and then. Yes, for the cause. Dio is not, by the way, sure 'Fai' isn't the family dog. T_T b