tl;first impressions

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TL;FIRST IMPRESSIONS It's been a month since the opening of the game, everyone's gotten to know eachother! Between what needs to be done, of course. That means it's time for some first impressions! This is pretty simple (it's just a tl;cr meme in disguise): — Make a comment with your character's name in the title. — Comment to people. Receive some words. — Reply to your own comments with lots of words. — Words, probably.

Comments

dio eraclea

[adoube]

Disclaimer: 0.0081% error margin on all assessments for cuddling potential, mooching ratio, aerodynamic prospects and the ever-popular Why-God-Why rate (measured in slow-steps-back/s).

[adlantisag]

HIT ME WITH FISH PUNS

[adoube]

NO THAT WOULD REDUCE THE ENTIRE GAMMA OF MY QUESTIONABLE SENSE OF HUMOUR TO ONE OVERPLAYED JOKE, AND, BY GOD, I AM A VARIED TROLL also, I am tired to the point of writing 'tired' as 'tried' six times T_T

Cuddling potential: ...9/10, have you seen those boobs.

Aerodynamic prospects: 0/10, have you seen those boobs.

Mooching ratio: 8/10, have you seen those — wah, wah, wah, let's keep this PG — extremely good rating, because this is Albino Barbie, the Limited Conman-Friendly Edition. She just gave a mini-speech of indignashun!!!! about the absent virtues of utilitarianism, she's not built for shelfishnes heh. The bat-your-lashes-til-she-concedes prospects are high with this one. The only reason why her mark's not higher is her ultra concern for social (goblin) justice, which means her efforts, attentions and moolah might sometimes be diverted to needier pastures. This is good for her morals, bad for Dio's stomach :(

Why-God-Why: 4-steps-back/second, because she looks like the sort with a mean back to her hand, especially after you notice that, btw, have you seen her boo —


Other notes: Kida is great, as far as Dio's concerned - well-meaning, reliably helpful. Not the kind of person to whom you should show your full hand, but useful in her own way, and likely pleasant throughout it :(

Also, have you seen those boobs.

[adlantisag]

aren't you like, twelve

the boobs are p excellent though negl

[adoube]

Excuse you, late 18!!!

And every respectable cat can easily locate the most immediate boobs :(

[griped]

using numbers for evil again i see

[adoube]

bro, i worked the math for that that at my desk
i strangled myself at my desk for you
i did it all for you


Cuddling potential: 5/10, too many lines/edges/metal pieces; too few smooth surfaces; insufficient natural plush, though points awarded for having enough, well, surface that could house cushions, Mokonas and other mini-squishies. As such, moderately cuddly by proxy :( b

Mooching ratio: 7/10; look at that put-upon generous hero attitude. Look at that completely exploitable shounen vibe.

Aerodynamic vibe: 4/10! He's got, like, noodle-arms, which is funny because his wing span's guaranteed.................. but the width's just not there, Mt-bro, flying spaghetti monsters are totally old meme. But, he could probably throw someone a good couple of light-years away, so he gets marked up.

Why-God-Why: 0.00000001-steps-back/second, because Mt. Bro seems particularly aware of the cosmic joke known as his stature :''(

Otherwise, Mt-bro's a pretty coo' stoic stone and a half-way decent guarantee of a warm, malleable surface to nap on. He is what land-dwellers would probably call "nice" or "reliable" or some other utterly subjective social term, and what Dio's sort would put down as "predictable."

Despite his grouchiness, he's yet proven to be particularly impatient or prone to Kuro-smashing, which leaves Dio thrilled, since his only requirements to like someone are essentially "don't kick me" and also, "don't kill me" . Guild standards are humble, Guild standards are few. Mt-bro has (alas) shown himself keen to adopt moochers puppies, so Dio'll probably absent-mindedly collect and pass on coins to Kurogane now and then. Yes, for the cause. Dio is not, by the way, sure 'Fai' isn't the family dog. T_T b