RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME

[strictdiscipline]

RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME


♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[dbag]

first...........???
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NAME	PROS	CONS
Achilles	Nothing	EVERYTHING
Aradia	Actually friendly Totally cool with the seeing a dead guy thing Kind of weird in a good way	Probably like 12 Also an alien Kind of weird in a bad way
Fiona	Not a total troll appearance-wise Fun to bitch at Protection with her pistol and human shield capabilities Actually used the term "friend" in public that one time	Pandoran So much back-sass Thief Dead guy in head thinks she's hot, that's weird
Keats	???	Rude as balls
Keith	Not from the Dark Ages	Doesn't get jokes Probably like 12 Kinda rude!!!
Laedo	???	A fucking dragon A really annoying dragon
McCree	Cool arm	Cowboy??
Nami	Pretty hot NGL Kind of mean Sweet-ass technology Probably competent enough to keep me alive	Thief Kind of mean Owe her, because she's greedy AF Doesn't know sharing is caring
Peter	Actually nice That's basically it, that already puts him leagues above everyone else	Probably like 12 Likes the muppets
Rey	Handy	Probably like 12
Shiro	Cool arm	Too much psychoanalyzing
Sigma	Cool arms Laughed at peanut butter cup joke Fuckboys gotta stick together	Kind of a douche
Stiles	Nerd	Nerd Probably like 12
Tony	Powerful Successful Rich Has his own corporation!!!	Ring on that finger :((((

[flashbanging]

can't believe we still have cowboy prejudice in the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen

[evantuality]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Achilles	Would never have to carry the conversation myself Who needs to get buff when your boyfriend can bend a steel bar with his bare hands? Useful sleep aid	Almost certainly tops Would probably accidentally break me in half Would never be allowed to carry a conversation myself Unsure if can perform basic math?
Fiona	Survivalist?	Almost certainly does not adhere to the five-second rule
Haise	Likes cats Thoughtful conversation Excellent fighter and patient combat teacher Basically a total sweetheart?	???? He's got a secret I haven't managed to work out yet
Keith	Another very handy defender	Probably have to bribe my way back into his good graces
Kida	Tough, capable and flexible Fierce sense of teamwork, looks out for her allies Totally cool catshark Probably a good big spoon All-around an excellent person	Technically none But she's more like a sister
King	Magic?? I guess?? Level-headed and probably discusses everything before doing it	Looks SO YOUNG no thank u
Kojuro	Good musician Probably always does the dishes on time	Captain of the Dad Squad
Laedo	Very fascinating magical powers Another team player: you know he's got your back Excellent singing voice?? (note to self: bard team Laedo + Kojuro?) So pretty......	A little serious even for me Probably wants to put a ring on whoever he kisses Is a dragon???
Loki	A god Literally is a god Argues semantics for fun	Literally a god Argues semantics for fun and probably cheats
Meallan	Friendly, gregarious and rather a sweetheart Seems to have that uncanny ability to guess what's on your mind Fascinating cultural exchange Weirdly attractive	Have to watch it with the hand-based puns Extroverts are exhausting
Papyrus	Earnest and kind	Is a SKELETON?? Acts about twelve
Rhys	???	Easy puker Probably steals your leftovers from the fridge
Ramir	Wins fights with trees, weather phenomena, etc Probably delights in playing big tough defender Generous and honest Almost kissed me once	Picks fights with trees, weather phenomena, etc Unexpectedly monogamous
Rey	Can build robots! Earnest and enthusiastic	Never actually met her face-to-face
Riza	Thoughtful, sober-minded, pro-science Hard worker, willing to ask for help Very pretty Probably always remembers anniversaries	Would feel like a total baby if we dated She's like almost thirty right?
Serene	Another tough lady defender Probably not the sort to let problems fester Fun conversation when she's in a good mood Definitely likes being the big spoon Gorgeous Interested??	Lightly terrifying when not in a good mood Possibly interested for slightly weird reasons
Shizuo	Never have to wonder what drink to get at the bar	Mostly still a total mystery
Sieglinde	UH	SHE'S TWELVE
Sigma	Straightforward, good-humored More thoughtful than he looks Cat puns	Kind of a bro The target of said unexpected monogamy

[asscan]

Listen, he'll put a ring on you even if you're not kissing him. >:C The FASHION in this place is aBYSmal~

Already way ahead of you re: Kojuro, child~

Have a full tome of shipping pros and cons

[asscan]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Achilles	Pure muscle Great Abs(s) Eloquent af Extremely polite and respectful Willing to humour cultural differences	Perfect specimen of humanity Probably not a great mistress Probably too proud to be a dirty secret Might upstage my sick poetry
'Alayne'	Polite and fair Reminds me of Fara Great for long distance chats??	Young Human Let's be real I know nothing about her but would probably break her heart~
Aradia	She booped my nose when I was feeling bad Not human!!!!	Too young Smiles so hard her face broke around the cheeks Deathly grey skin
Archer	Well spoken	He hurt my fee fees
Ban	Weirdly considerate Great father Secret powers of youth?? Good company when sober Willing to fight dirty against the same foe	Never sober Lowbrow upbringing, weird dialect Rude, so rude Not entirely trustworthy Constantly grating against my velveteen ego
Evan	Thoughtful Well-read Red-haired Very clever Culturally tolerant (read: strokes my ego)	Bit of a crybaby Human Weak as a wet paper bag filled with squalling kittens
Genji	Oh so polite Nice analogies Pleases my ego by paying attention to me~ Somehow overcame his humanity with weird metal pieces--fascinating	Still part human Not met in person, may also secretly be half-scrap heap
Giovanni	Easy to taunt when he's at his lowest	Laughter meant specifically to deafen me Cruel Broken Dangles ominous threats over my head, like, literally right over it from time to time Poor parental figure Strange choice in eyewear No personal bubble I promised him a favour when I didn't know any better, and I can't go back on my word though perhaps just crushing him might be the better bet.....
Haise	Literally everything, what a perfect pet	Still human(?) Something seems a little off about him...
Hijikata	Probably nothing	He needs to touch non-poisonous grass and find some chill >:(
Kojuro	What a fine soldier Musical Dads Inc. Fun to fight with Has such chill Probably definitely not a teenager like the rest of these damned kids??	Alas, human Somewhat reserved Refrains from stroking my ego
Koltira	Not human!	Not alive, either Insufferable Have avoided at all costs because my fee fees Moral imperitives were also imperiled
Laedo	Beautiful Strong Talented Magical Supportive Correct breeding (and pedigree) Innovative Perfect in every way	Probably too perfect, others get jealous
Meallan	Not human! Red haired Friendly Flirtatious Probably wouldn't mind being kept for private occasions Wowed by my natural talents Willing to allow me to show off in a meaningful way	Dangerous zap-magics Facial markings odd, though don't tell him I mentioned it A bit dreamy
McCree	Very polite Excellent manliness Charming	Better viewed from afar Not fooled by the arm, still human
Olivia	Charming! She gives me cute rage I could literally pick her up and squeeze her little pink-haired head off CUTE?!	Might not be human, not sure if pink hair indicative of secret non-human bonus points So shy I feel pity for her Taste in men too perfect
Papyrus	Wonderfully oblivious Not sure if pro in this case, but not human	No flesh and blood Not sure if obliviousness is a front for a double-trolling
Ramir	Productive and useful Knows her way around town apparently Nice taste in metallic adornments	Super-Human, which I'm not sure if it's twice the human but that is too much human A little abrupt
Rhys	Good for a trolling	Undeniably petty Human Ignorant fool
Serene	Also productive Prompt Strokes my ego like she wants to set it on fire Fine sense of fashion and hair Could do well with more bangles Has a tart edge	Humen, which I'm quite certain is the same thing as a human Militantly vegan Militantly matronizing Poor parenting skills Poor life choices
Sieglinde	Extremely clever Logical, thorough Culturally aware, which is good to see in a child. She'll grow up well versed in so many things	Literally a child Also human, I think Makes reckless choices A little too precocious for her age, which is terrifying given I know many of my teammates are awful creatures. >:C

[evantuality]

someone likes redheads, huh

huh

[cachemoney]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Achilles	Pecs	Douche Get a haircut
Evan	Nice A cute kind of nerd	Literally a child
McCree	Accent Nice taste in hats Rugged yes please Nice taste in guns	Accent I literally don't even know your first name
Rhys	Cheekbones Friend Funny, possibly by accident	Corporate scumbag Friend Annoying Do you have a thing for my sister, or
Selene	Actually interested in Pandora	Kind of rude??
Stiles	Appreciates wrecking Rhys Also funny Thinks I'm cool	Literally a child

[evantuality]

>literally a child

Heeeeeeyyyyyy

He's drinking age in his province

sieg keeps a stud directory for heirs 4 real get on her level

[grunehexe]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Achilles	hot Greek action partially divine offered his son in marriage	sleeping with her disciple no magic
Archer	mmmmuscles lots of magic energy	kind of Rin's maybe infertile?
Arjuna	deep handsome lots of magic energy	maybe infertile?
Ban	immortal able to use strange magic	semi-brother alcoholism is probably inheritable
Evan	fire magic book smarts	not so gutsy
Gilgamesh	divine genes lots of magic energy kind of proposed	maybe infertile? also totz gone now
Graham	rugged handsome reliable and loyal	no magic also no heart
Haise	diligent fellow easy on the eyes	maybe a ghoul are ghouls infertile, too? gd
King	fairy king magic	he's taken
Kojuro	mature clan loyalty electricity "magic"	is that magic inheritable...
Koltira	ice magic elf blood	undead maybe infertile???? why this
Laedo	science smarts magic smarts	species differences
Loki	actual god magic for days comes with optional forms for spice	can't be sure the kid would be human...
Masamune	rakish good looks electricity "magic"	kind of her brother
Meallan	magic user elf blood	potential culture differences?

[strictdiscipline]

i can't believe this

[sereneflame]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Achilles	He's a hot rippling buffet of muscle He has a pretty mouth on him	He's a father who's fucking around with other women Don't get me wrong, I'm no monogamist, but what about the future of his child? I hate fathers who don't care for their children's happiness He's the sort of man who'd expect me to put my womb to use, urgh
Bariyan e Kodhi	???	This is a very weird man Did he get knocked on the head at some point? Going out with him would be more of a herding job than an equal union, I'm sure
Evan Friave-Goodlace	He can do things with ~FIRE~ that make me want to devour him Smells nice He's the perfect little spoon Is undeniably aroused by me, good boy	He's a mouse ???Rejected my generous offer of a handjob????? I'd still give him one, but he might take that as some sort of solemn promise of love and loyalty rather than a large hint that he ought to be getting his hands busy in return
Fiona	She's got a personality that wouldn't be crushed by mine Not from Earth! There are too few of us here She's pretty, though not as pretty as me	She likes to pretend she knows more than she does Judges my suggestions by her own standards (This is so irritating)
Giovanni Rammsteiner	He's very lithe, that speaks well for what he could do in the bedroom There's enough of a danger to him that getting intimate would be thrilling	Unsettlingly predatory I don't trust him not to bite me when he's in the throes of passion What if he turns out territorial? I don't know how his species bond with their partners I am sure he wouldn't clean his mouth of the traces of his meat before coming to my bed, foul creature
Keats	Another person who can make ~FIRE~, nngh I'd pounce him just for that as long as he kept showing me that spell 	He's such an old man Does he even have good moods? He'd probably find something to complain about in the middle of the act
Laedo Ledo	He's the hands down most beautiful person I have ever seen in my life I want to stroke his shimmering fur and skin and admire him all day He gives me magical gifts! He is magnificent He might let me fly with him more often if we're lovers	I've yet to hear him laugh What if he turned back into his original form while he had a part of himself inside me? I'd be ripped in two Would he expect me to pleasure him in his original form? That is an unappealing idea
Meallan Lavellan	He's only got one hand, so his remaining fingers ought to be incredibly dexterous	But his other arm is a stump, which is offputting That face marking is almost as offputting His personality is even more offputting than all of that combined Grudge holding morally superior scum, if he calls me a Shmellem again I'm going to punch him on the side he can't defend himself
Monkey D Luffy	He's very cheerful I wonder what else he can stretch like that...	I don't know how old he is, but he's got the naivety of a six year old
Papyrus	>:\	HE IS BONES He might get jealous of my beautiful muscles if he touches me and try steal my flesh Fingerbones would be worse than long nails when in those delicate places
Seiglinde Sullivan	She's cute	She needs at least five more years on her before I wouldn't feel like a predator Those feet of hers are offputting
Tsukuyo	She's far calmer than I am, which would make for a good balance	Or perhaps she's too calm, that could turn out to be irritating

[headlining]

excuse u he's 27 THAT'S NOT THAT OLD

[longtempered]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Aradia	Has a good outlook on dealing with weird things/general life	Alien Probably a high schooler in alien years??
Giovanni	Cool shades club Also nice suit club Injuries don't stick apparently??	Why does he laugh so much what is he laughing at!! Just describe the thing what is this philosophical bs Thinks beating up plants is a great time Probably getting thrown through a wall soon
King	Likes cheese so he probably likes milk... Handy flying abilities	Fairy and actually like 1000+ years old wtf But also looks like he's twelve?? No...
Riza	Straightforward and easy to talk to Never-having-a-family club Responsible military-type sort of person Also kind of an older-sister type person??? sweats nervously Kind of pretty ah	Does she even do dates...probably too busy.... Never-having-a-family club
Sieglinde	Clearly already way smarter than I am	Actually twelve!!
Arjuna	Seems like a pretty chill guy for the most part Really polite Weird sense of humor but it works Can probably heal himself	Why is he fine with being called Juna-san?? Probably has some sort of high-status position back home Gets a little wordy Probably thinks about things way over my head
Ramir	Really strong!!! Literally as strong as I am?? Probably built just as tough Great sense of humor Pretty but in the 'will beat you up' sort of way	??? (Already taken tho)
Evan	Good at late night text chats Neat fire abilities Probably a font of common sense	Finally meets him in person only during an awful cave-in oops
Achilles	Also pretty strong by the sound of it Could probably hold up in a fight Phenomenal anger issues club Nice guy under all the tldr?	Really likes referring to dads for some reason.... Kind of a big culture barrier in general Phenomenal anger issues club So much tldr, every exchange is an odyssey..... With Olivia already!!
Olivia	Patient and nice Probably as inoffensive as anyone can physically be Kind of pretty and cute A++ singing voice	Seems kind of shy Is sorry when there isn't anything to be sorry about With Achilles already!!
Peter	Will babysit multiple small alien babies because he can Seems like a nice guy	Probably still in high school

[strictdiscipline]

"Does she even do dates...probably too busy...."


stares bleakly into the distance bc this is true

[headlining]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Achilles	muscles tickles his mythology nerd senses in a good way	please stop talking who even talks like that like no he didn't sign up for greek mythology audio book time
Alice	????? good in battle he supposes	too young just no
Aradia	cute very nice	TOO YOUNG
Ban	entertaining, maybe???	everything else, honestly
Evan	fellow writer!! a nerd like him! NICE	seems a bit introverted could probably knock him over with a feather
Gintoki	saved him once pretty good to have around in tough situations not too bad looking mAYBE	literally EVERYTHING ELSE where can he sign up to punch him ten million times
Kida	pretty... has a good head on her shoulders	what is this atlantis bs
Koltira	not bad on the eyes seems really interesting he approves of that grey skin tattooed aesthetic	he's a psycho, in his opinion seriously he doesn't care if you're undead like no he ain't touching that with a five foot pole
Laedo Ledo	he's a dragon	he's a dragon
Loki	kind of weirdly charming the norse god thing is pretty interesting... a good wit interesting to talk to	PRETTY ANNOYING would probably take a picture of them kissing each other and use it as blackmail
Olivia	sweet and nice always willing to listen BEAUTIFUL IN THAT PURE WAY THAT FLOWERS ARE [insert five more million things here]	hahaha he's friendzoned literally nothing else he can think of
Papyrus	very supportive! a good friend though keats won't admit it	HE'S A SKELETON
Riza	intelligent seems responsible, has leadership qualities	is totally not impressed with him really it'll probably be an uphill battle to even try to get her attention IN THAT WAY so he's not going to bother she has important things to do
Ramir	[sweats] she's super strong and saved him once good looking he's liking that devil may care attitude	would probably slap him into next week and break him in half he's DEFINITELY not her type
Rhys	WHAT pros the hair isn't too bad he supposes	a nerd who tries too hard
Serene	nice to look at seems smart and resourceful	she yelled at her squidge so -100 points there #petty

[evantuality]

is

is he going to be too disappointed when he finds out the writer thing is a misunderstanding

[adlantisag]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Achilles	a worthy man of noble lineage cultural understanding, broadly speaking brave and strong undeniably attractive would be right at home in Atlantis	genocide is bad him and olivia are very sweet together, it's true would never accept being a mere consort
Archer	exceptionally beautiful patient and kind experienced in the arts of war and politics also ancient cooks well right at home in Atlantis would look amazing with tattoos would make an excellent consort	is a slave has a minder master genocide is still bad can't provide heirs
Daenerys	a powerful ally the loyalty of dragons strong-willed and fierce very lovely.......	¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dipper	adorable clever humble kind funny	a literal child
Evan	sweet warm resourceful smart and funny can teach her things would probably be into Atlantis	also a literal child basically her little brother??
Hanzo	handsome already looks good with tattoos quiet and thoughtful fun to tease	probably hiding a million tonnes of baggage mccree probably wouldn't want to be a consort for 10,000 years
Hellboy	understanding unshakably loyal patient compliments her sweetly teaches her to read powerful undemanding always follows her lead would probably love Atlantis satisfying cute tail...	stubborn might not love Atlantis after 10,000 years presumably likes the sun can't won't provide heirs unstoppable rage???
Koltira	Gets Her patient doesn't shy away from vulnerability follows her lead strong values handsome in his own way not safe around her people	not safe, period, ever will 100% try to kill her LITERALLY DEAD
Masamune	a strong leader bold and brave clever a powerful fighter good lineage a lot of land and vassals inspires loyalty; inspires her	genocide is ALWAYS bad rollinginthedeep.mp3 would probably hate Atlantis, would feel trapped wouldn't want to be a mere consort
McCree	witty likeable handsome clever	hanzo wouldn't like Atlantis; presumably likes the sun
Motochika	understanding patient boisterous and bold leadership skills likes water noble lineage, has titles and land makes her smile handsome	a pirate, but apparently a good one??? would feel trapped in Atlantis
Olivia	sweet and kind eager and quick to learn a powerful healer amazing dancer slowly coming out of her shell	achilles delicate too shy
Riza	capable beautiful kind and patient but also serious and focused a staunch ally a loyal friend could teach her new skills	none??? would feel trapped in Atlantis
Rey	resourceful humble curious and clever teaches her new things	would definitely feel trapped in Atlantis

[evantuality]

u///u she does know how to complement a guy

well how about they skip the consort part and he comes and visits Atlantis anyways?? he's got like a hundred years to kill, natch

[strictdiscipline]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Evan	- intelligent - enthusiastic and forward - reasonably responsible - good teacher	- too young - it'd be like dating a younger brother, ew - also maybe a little too enthusiastic
Gintoki	- not physically a baby - can be responsible when he wants - likes kids	- won't stop picking his nose - needs to stop talking nonsense - a five year old in a man's body - seriously, what are you saying
Graham	- not a child - cute - serious - cute wolf	- taken?? - apparently he doesn't have a heart...
Hanzo	- attractive - nice tattoos - nice chest - seems responsible	- taken
Hellboy	- reliable - responsible - not a child - basically her best friend - nice	- taken - he's 7ft and she's 5.5ft, let's think about this - needs to work on his aim - also she's not a homewrecker - since he's still taken
Jason	- not completely incompetent - ??????	- practically a baby - won't stop calling her sheriff - needs to work on his attitude - probably left his squidge to die
Kida	- attractive - responsible - basically her other best friend - has her priorities straight	- taken - also no thx to being ruler of atlantis
Koltira	- nice when he wants to be - saved her from drowning	- dead. undead? something-dead - definitely tried to murder her - and a lot of other people - also his squidge is like a monster now??
Law	- not a child - doctor	- manhandled his squidge - threw his comrade under a bus - needs to work on his attitude towards law enforcement - seriously dude, she's not out to get you -
Loki	- can turn into a woman - not unattractive - how old is he???	- can turn into a woman.... - this is so confusing?? - ?????????
McCree	- not a child - nice muscles - polite as heck - knows how to use his gun - isn't completely useless in a fight	- taken - stop calling her 'darling' - stop exacerbating your injuries!!
Olivia	- attractive - great dancer - kind and caring	- taken - needs a few more years - needs to work on that self-esteem - aren't there like...six guys pining for her already
Papyrus	- good-natured	- he's a skeleton - ?????????????????????? - just no
Ramir	- attractive - the invulnerabiility & super strength are nice - saved her from drowning	- too young - taken - would probably drive her up the wall in a week
Shiro	- not a child - responsible - reasonably attractive - isn't a moron	- they've had like one conversation - and it was about squidge poop
Shizuo	- not a child - nice suit - seems responsible - not immature - saved her from dying at the hands of evil plants - super strength would be handy to have around - reasonably attractive	- apparently has a terrible temper - doesn't believe in relationships
Sigma	- mostly well-meaning - not awful to look at	- too young - also taken - also tried to kill her once?? - has awful taste in puns - basically a fratboy - still too young
Tsukuyo	- level-headed - has a large dog	- isn't she in love with gintoki

[evantuality]

Man, he is just accruing big sisters

....;w; he doesn't mind.

[strikingtwice]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Evan	Kind of adorable? Only half human Smart and kind Cares about others	Still kinda humany Needs a little prompting to relax
Koltira	Only other elf here Isn't too bad once you get to know him	Actually a corpse Really big on murder Not even sure if friendship is possible let alone dating
Laedo	Very sparkly CAN FLY Amazing magical ability Can turn humany, maybe can turn elfy? Has a sense of humour after all DID I MENTION HE CAN FLY?	Actually a dragon Little bit full of himself
McCree	Damn those muscles Smooth talker Might be fun to just hang out with	Human
Olivia	Very sweet and kind Healer	Very shy Human
Ramir	Great sense of humour Could probably benchpress me Doesn't seem to let things get to her	Human
Serene	There are none :|	The most shemlen of shemlen to ever shemlen arrogant and rude refuses to consider others at all so stereotypically racist human it hurts
Sieglinde	Does seem to care about others in need Magic user Also raised to lead?	Still very young Human
Stiles	Very smart Doesn't give up easily	Human Also young

[sereneflame]

Look who's talking, you drawn-on cripple.

this is just frienship-chart, he's kind of unshippable

[sengetsu]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Sakura	Always cheerful very levelheaded smart for her age	like 13 or something
Olivia	Kind-hearted a multitude of skills	Needs to grow more of a spine
Hijikata	Possibly an actual adult?	pls stop waving your sword around like that sir
Gintoki	a few samurai (maybe???)	Makes basically no sense 99% of the time
Hijikata	Possibly an actual adult?	pls stop waving your sword around like that sir
Aradia	seems nice? mature and level-headed	not human
Evan	Reponsible level-headed	kind of a wuss
Sieglinde	smart also likes plants can heal things friends with Masamune extremely mature for her age mature and level-headed	like 12 occasionally makes this really obvious worrying amount of glee over experimentation
Shiro	actual grown-up might have some leadership skills?	too soon to tell
Laedo	actual grown-up awesome fighting skills military experience not an impulsive idiot actually a giant dragon	actualy a giant dragon can be kind of haughty
Motochika	Daimyo impressive fighting skills good at building things	pirate extremely reckless
Masamune	best daimyo ever incredibly skilled fighter incredibly skilled in general smart strong charismatic skilled military commander	reckless absolutely nothing
Haise	extremely intelligent things things through before doing them actual grown-up	probably has like no fighting skills
Koltira	military experience very strong actual grown-up	dead kind of a downer to be around

Re: this is just frienship-chart, he's kind of unshippable

[dokyuu]

excuse you, being a pirate is a pro! A pro, damnit!

[reverseengineer]

Am I doing this right

NAME	PROS	CONS
Everyone	No	I don't have time to date I need to get back and save my family and the universe

[headlining]

pidge is confirmed to be the only sane character in the entire game

[selfimage]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Achilles	• look at those arms • appreciates a good story • likes god-things • no, really, look at those arms	• likes to listen to himself talk • there's a lot of testosterone here • Angela could kick his ass • it would probably not be pretty
Graham	• awesome beard • dry sense of humor • anyone who likes foxes can't be bad	• not sure what's up with him • really, what's up with him?
Ramir	• fun mischief maker!! • doesn't have many expectations • look at those arms • also has a great sense of humor while making fun of stupid things	• so she's a little bull headed • would probably cause lots of destruction together
Anakin	• Anakin	• everything else
Koltira	• defiance!!!! • DEFIANCE!!!!!!!! • comfort levels high because he's terrible	• terrible
Sigma	• someone stop this man's arms • likes to talk about the multiverse and timeline shenanigans • look at his sensitive face • ok, probably	• doesn't like bird watching • doesn't like annoying wordplay • does everything in 30s
Keats	• critical thinker • gets offended really easily • fun to annoy • snazzy dresser	• the world's biggest buzz kill • doesn't like wordplay • would probably not live through a good prank
Kylo Ren	• looks pretty good without a shirt • not as terrifying as he tries to be • gets annoyed easily	• Kylo Ren
Ahad	• attractive with beard • defiance!!! revolution!!!! • wants to ruin things occasionally • great taste in booze • (accepting of the worst)	• feelings • (accepting of the worst)
Daenerys	• all about the defiance and the revolution • probably willing to blow things up • fun with a side of identity issue understanding • will fuck up your shit • great kisser	• feelings • everything will probably explode
Sieglinde	• what	• sorry, Sieg .....

[headlining]

HEY HE LIKES PUNS you give him a good pun and he'll like you better, loki!!

[flashbanging]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Kida	mighty fine in all senses of the phrase looks like she could knock my jaw outta place got a regal air to her good listener	lives underground, apparently
Fiona	nice hat nice gun quick on the draw smart as hell seems like she don't take no guff	liable to get slapped at some point probably worse'n slapped seems like she might be the kind to clean me out as well
Rhys	same arm spins a good yarn	kind of a skittery critter ain't he
Meallan	real kind fella got some good magic stuff happening friendly and helpful pretty eyes	what's with the ears, darlin ain't prejudiced, just wondering
Olivia	gorgeous as all get out sweet as sunday morning real skilled with them healing hands	ain't too many I can think of needs a better poker face, maybe
Riza	lovely as a santa fe sunset knows her guns sticks to her guns could kick my ass	literally set me on fire that's it though
Luffy	real genuine kid good in a fight optimistic and friendly got that heroism in him accepting	not as grown as i'd like
Nami	cute as a button knows her business got some sass to her	we got a few ideological differences
Laedo	that is a god damn dragon not even a spirit dragon but a god damn in the flesh dragon friendly enough though	he said he don't eat people and that's fine still a god damn dragon though
Hanzo	pretty as a picture whip smart a real god damn ninja seems to know basically everything kicks my ass	meaner than a rattlesnake imperious as all hell mule stubborn ill-tempered kicks my ass
Genji	sharp as them shuriken he throws around good sense of humor resilient, obviously he don't gather no moss	don't know him as well as i'd like might actually kill his brother if left unattended
Lena	best heart that ever did beat clever like a fox always has your back a real sunflower	she's like my sister, y'all
Zenyatta	wise peaceful got more sass than you'd expect for all that	don't really expect he'd be interested

[whatshimadayou]

Yet despite my faults, here you are.

[digophelia]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Everyone	Some people are nice Some are children that I would kill for Gintoki	No thank you What's attraction? Touching is gross ????? Gintoki beomes the dad with the shotgun maybe Ban

[perma_banned]

also doubles as a sibling wishlist...

NAME	PROS	CONS
Alice Liddell	Batshit insane	Doesn't automatically assume Ban is the worst
	Good with kids	Won't let him have her knife
	Doesn't sugar-coat Ban's flaws	Probably lies about her age
	Is willing to stab him
	Has stabbed him
	Candidate for the fastball special
Sakura	Would be the perfect little sister	Too full of hope
	Actually a decent human being as young as she is	Too full of hope
	Ridiculous, cool, and weird magic	Doesn't acknowledge that he's garbage
Olivia	Easy to tease	Doesn't truly think he's garbage
	Extremely easy mark	Says 'nuh uh' a lot
	Looks adorable when angry/glaring	Does dumb things to avoid relying on others
	Willing to take advice	Forgiving
	Probably an incredibly successful mass murderer
Sieglinde	Not a perfect little sister, but a fun one	Says boring things a lot
	A good heart--figuratively.	Way too Thirsty™
	Trusts him	Trusts him
	Does kind of admit he's garbage	Put a ribbon shackle on him
	Praises his talents	Admits to having worried about him
	Can make drugs and, apparently, dangerous weapons
Luffy D. Monkey	Made of rubber	Kind of oblivious
	Strong and likes to fight	Might be naive like Meliodas
	Extremely honest	Already hads an older brother :(
	Will PROBABLY accept Ban for the trash he is since he's a pirate
	PROPERTIES OF RUBBER AND GUM
Nami	Fellow criminal	Ban knows there isn't honor among thieves
	Good to the kids, despite being a thief	Smiles a lot like he does--which is scary
	Expert actress	Expert actress
	Self-taught thief	He'll probably need to watch his things
	Cool staff--possible magic user. Strong??
	Doesn't seem perturbed by him by much
Sanji Vinsmoke	Chef	Eyebrows
	Luffy's friend	Eyebrows
	Looks strong	Eyebrows
	Arrogant	Eyebrows
Trafalgar Lawgage	Fellow criminal	Complains a lot
	Strong	Cares a bit about his reputation
	Sounds dangerous	Refuses to fight Ban
	Uses cool, weird magic.	Can't walk on his own two legs
	Loves aggressive trash-talking	Dumb hat
		Won't share his hat
Ana Ramir	Wicked Strong	A little bit of a whiner
	The trash-talking is juuust right	Probably wouldn't fight him on a whim
	Takes weird shit in stride
Laedo Ledo	Can shapeshift	Doesn't explain the weird stuff he talks about
	Strong	Is he a lion or a wolf or both?
	Magic-user	Talks a LOT
	Acknowledges that Ban is garbage	oh god the complaining
	Curses a lot	Probably can't handle his drink
	Insults him a lot	Probably won't fight him, either
King		Mooch
		He's the King of Whiners
		Thinks turning into a big, sweaty fat guy is impressive
		Limbs probably atrophied from disuse
		He'd want younger siblings, not super older brothers
Papyrus	Cool Skeleton	Gets a little nervous about fighting
	Loves cooking	He still needs help with storage...
	Literally is the best person	The lack of lips is a little bit of a problem
	Accepts Ban for the trash that he is
	Looks good in any clothes Ban makes for him

[boneafide]

thank god for ban

[sheriffing]

NAME	PROS	CONS
- Everyone	- Eh. YMMV.	-Kinda have to keep it to people I'd like to see dead, because if I date them, they're screwed. Probably better to stick to friends + casual sex and to try to avoid the kiss of death.

[respired]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Kida	beautiful kind strong-willed pretty when she cries	i might kill her
Alice	brave doesn't back down fights well	a child i might kill her
Meallan	an elf thoughtful kind patient	i might kill him
Olivia	beautiful has not abandoned me gentle soft strong a good scream pretty when she cries	i might kill her
Keats	probably has a good scream	idiot i might kill him
Riza	intelligent steadfast a competent ally asks questions	i might kill her
Dipper	inquisitive friendly bright kind	a child afraid i will hurt him
Hellboy	strong calm does not treat me like a monster straightforward	i might kill him
Aradia	clever non-judgmental polite	a child afraid i will hurt her
Achilles	i cannot say	i will kill him
Loki	sly thoughtful patient with me	too sly
Ramir	warm friendly persistent honest a good scream	i might kill her
Bariyan	dead attractive helps me has not abandoned me	i am unkind to him
Laedo	i do not know	i will kill him
Papyrus	made of bones extraordinarily patient kindest to me has not abandoned me my friend	afraid i will hurt him again

[asscan]

And waste such a perfect hide?? Laedo thinks not, you sad, angry man. >:C

[boneafide]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Ban	Very excitable Doesn't care he's a monster Loyal Super strong Thinks he's cool Really kind deep down Likes to cook Gives great hugs and likes to cuddle	Kinda hung up on his dead girlfriend Still kinda likes to murder people Plays mean pranks Drinks too much sometimes

Sorry, his standards are Very High.

[perma_banned]

appropriate

[naturallywavy]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Tsukuyo	big tits.	sometimes tries to kill me.
Hijikata	absolutely nothing.	absolutely everything.
Alice	protective, gives a shit, good cook, loyal, smol & compact (travel friendly), very English, share similarities.	fussy, too much like a mom, tells me what to do and not to do, won't ride a scooter right..??? ? ?
Papyrus	other than happy all the time? nothing.	everything else but especially annoying.
Riza	lady that will probably kill you but she's got an A+ ass, cuts my hair.	is a bit too much like me, kinda bossy and that doesn't mix well with my "S" type.
Olivia	I had a crush on her once.	I had a crush on her once.
Keats	his hair, hair, hair and hair.	everything else about him.
Shiro	comfortable small spoon.	but that dumb haircut ruins it for me.
Masamune	his ass, but I guess also his friendship, sugar daddy.	he's a fucking brat, demon harley-horse from hell, his English sucks.
Kida	DAMN THOSE LOOKS, she is helpful, shounen disney princess	kind of bitchy, too long of a name.
Luffy	everything.	nothing.
Nami	TITS, good smile!!	also part of the kinda bitchy and bossy squad, steals your shit.
Ban	I guess his six pack?	everything else about him is pretty horrible.

[sekimorinashi]

[hellshaped]

this is mostly gen ok

NAME	PROS	CONS
Alice	Very strong-willed Very English	Very wounded
Aradia	Cheerful Somewhat blasé about death Not human but also not a monster	But in a disconcerting way But in a disconcerting way
Dipper	Really dedicated to learning about the paranormal Pretty self-aware for his age Cautious	Impatient to be treated seriously, though I don't blame him
Kida	Intelligent Non-judgmental Patient Loyal Curious, but not too curious My best friend Likes the tail	Stubborn Proud Very strong sense of obligation, which I don't totally get
Koltira	Logical, mostly Not human but also not a monster Straightforward for the most part Good sense of humor, surprisingly	Some anger issues... Curses are pretty unfortunate Dangerous
Ramir	Likes to punch stuff Funny as hell	A little childish (she's a kid, it's fine)
Riza	Loyal Doesn't pry My best friend Knows when to get serious Efficient	Secretive Something bad happened in her past
Sieglinde	Magic Knows a lot about folk medicine Kind	Magic still makes me nervous

[adlantisag]

the tail is pretty cute.

[whatshimadayou]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Kidagakash	Intelligent Strong personality Natural leader Does not waste time Beautiful Elegant tattoos	She would outlast me.
Olivia	Sweet Kind Talented cook Considerate Friendly Beautiful	Naive Achilles
Monkey D. Luffy	Adventurous Energetic Knows what he wants Friendly Strong	Not very bright Basically a child
Nami	Intelligent Tactical thinking Beautiful	Interested in money Too young
Sanji	Can cook	Annoying No Never
Ramir	Smarter than she lets on Strong Knows what she wants	Can be difficult to motivate Too young
Jesse McCree	Handsome Smarter than he lets on Clever Good shot	Nosy as hell The belt buckle is stupid
Tracer	Friendly Pretty Clever	That would be significantly awkward
Zenyatta	???	NO
Papyrus	Nice Does art	Is he a child? It seems like it.

[flashbanging]

Sorry you hate style, darlin'.

[sekimorinashi]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Gintoki	Nice... arms?	Gross excuse of a man
Hijikata	Mindful? Fellow police	Mayo??? A petty child around Gintoki
Gumshoe	Fun Sweet Ridiculous in a good way	An idiot But I seem to only know idiots Not here anymore so that makes it difficult
Olivia	Sweet Freaking adorable Loving	Too pure I might?? break her??? Otherwise basically perfect tbh
Serene	More sensible than many Nice enough	Kind of stuck-up? Seems to think she's better than everyone
Peter	VERY sensible Smart and resourceful	Don't ruin a good working relationship
The rest	Eh	Dating is ???? No

[webdesigned]

VERY SENSIBLE this is probably the first time anyone has ever accused him of that haha

[heelies]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Archer	possesses the body of a warrior a great hero?	he is rather quiet
Evan	a good head sits upon his shoulders his gift of fire is impressive	far too scrawny to kindle my desires
Gilgamesh	a worthy king (in a land of which I have heard) divine a most powerful warrior (stronger than even myself) understands well the ways of my people generous with wine and gifts he is the very image of male beauty an excellent lover	I shall never see him again
Graham	his skill with the bow is worthy someone on whom I can rely strong of body comely of features (I should like to feel his beard)	?????
Kida	her father is a great king her strange beauty is enchanting brave and noble of heart	her impudence stirs my ire for me there is no kindness in her heart
Koltira	there are none	he wishes me dead
Laedo	he speaks well his skin shimmers like gold his body is powerful	he seems to me rather unwilling to answer his passions his true form is that of a beast
Law	he is not unpleasant to gaze upon	rude of speech we both are far too stubborn he purposes to find fault in all that I do
Loki	beautiful of face lithe yet strong of body divine his hair demands that one runs his fingers through it	often speaks in riddles inherently devious-minded
Olivia	her beauty is as radiant as a flickering fire her hair is so soft to the touch smells of flowers warmed by the sun her dance does mesmerize me so her voice too is lovely in speech and in song [insert poetic description of every part of her body tbh] gentle of heart a passionate lover knows always the words which might soothe my jagged breast understands the call of one's dreams has skill in cooking seeks to please me dedicated to improving her healing arts	I see no reason why I should not love her
Ramir	her strength is impressive her features are rather arresting passionate of heart we have together reached a tentative understanding ... ... presumes to pin me down should I mount her bed	she may be stronger than me presumes to pin me down should I mount her bed rude of speech already is lover to the son of Klim I understand not her humor
Rhys	there are none	his rude manner speaks loudly enough against him
Rin	her hair is dark and beautiful her skin pale and creamy (I have seen her before dressed quite immodestly)	she rather delights in yelling
Shizuo	possesses great strength (greater even than my own) understands well my rage which so easily strikes	often has trouble understanding my speech together our tempers may prove too tempestuous
Sieglinde	lord of her own house speaks quite well she shall become ever more beautiful as she blooms into womanhood	she still is quite young such an immodest tongue for a maiden startles me still already I said she should make a suitable bride for my son
Sigma	his heart is filled with fighting spirit his arms suggest strength (and are pleasing to gaze upon)	I understand not his humor

[grunehexe]

This is a good list. Blessings upon it.