RETURN OF THE IC ANON MEME

[strictdiscipline]

ANON MEME

gossip; thirst; ask about dicks

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Laedo Ledo | OC

[asscan]

[(Anonymous)]

But, I mean, don't you find being in a human body kind of... strange?

Do you fart in dragon form? do you get itches? Why don't you wear pants as a dragon but get so concerned when people aren't wearing shorts at the hotspring? Where did that double standard come from? And how are human genitals any weirder than

okay I'm stopping there

Forgive me for this shit, I'm going to hell.

[asscan]

You ask too many questions, human.

I assume you're a human because I feel as though I've been thoroughly singled out here. However. In light of the generosity in indulgences I'm feeling tonight... [read he's finally perked up enough again to be a shit, in other words.]

I process food just as any of you do. I attempt to make the tail end of that process as discreet as possible; this is not a Guard's barracks where your kind can return a rancid war cry in kind and I do not wish to leave ill impressions.

Of course I itch. You and your kind keep putting their sticky hands upon me.

Why under Aska's benevolent face would I wear pants when my wings cover my hind end from tail to armpit? I cover the parts of me that might cause offense, is that not enough? Is testicle cleavage so horrifying?!

[(Anonymous)]

I could ask you the same thing! Put some holsters on those boulders.

[asscan]

My boulders are thoroughly holstered, you perverse little creature.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait can we actually see that because I didn't look when we met and now I'm kind of curious.