RETURN OF THE IC ANON MEME

[strictdiscipline]

ANON MEME

gossip; thirst; ask about dicks

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Forgive me for this shit, I'm going to hell.

[asscan]

You ask too many questions, human.

I assume you're a human because I feel as though I've been thoroughly singled out here. However. In light of the generosity in indulgences I'm feeling tonight... [read he's finally perked up enough again to be a shit, in other words.]

I process food just as any of you do. I attempt to make the tail end of that process as discreet as possible; this is not a Guard's barracks where your kind can return a rancid war cry in kind and I do not wish to leave ill impressions.

Of course I itch. You and your kind keep putting their sticky hands upon me.

Why under Aska's benevolent face would I wear pants when my wings cover my hind end from tail to armpit? I cover the parts of me that might cause offense, is that not enough? Is testicle cleavage so horrifying?!

[(Anonymous)]

I could ask you the same thing! Put some holsters on those boulders.

[asscan]

My boulders are thoroughly holstered, you perverse little creature.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait can we actually see that because I didn't look when we met and now I'm kind of curious.