RETURN OF THE IC ANON MEME

[strictdiscipline]

ANON MEME

gossip; thirst; ask about dicks

Comments

Saber | Fate/ stay thirsty

[invisiblade]

[(Anonymous)]

Can we hold hands?

[invisiblade]

[NO. THESE HANDS WILL NEVER HOLD ANYTHING!!!!]

For what purpose?

[(Anonymous)]

So I can make you happy, of course!

[invisiblade]

[oh... well that's not something she hears everyday. or any day, really. suffering mode is default mode.]

... And you believe a gesture as mundane as holding my hand will accomplish this?

[what a naive concept... is she speaking with a child??]

[babbylon]

[She sure is.]

You'd better believe I'm gonna try.

[invisiblade]

[what fresh hell is this???]

I am afraid I must decline.

[babbylon]

W... why, though?! I even asked nicely!

[invisiblade]

I fear I am unwell.

[and growing paler by the second.]

[babbylon]

...it's because it's me, right?

[invisiblade]

No.

[that's not... entirely the reason.

DON'T LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT.]

[babbylon]

Never mind.

I'm sorry.

[(Anonymous)]

It was never your fault, you know.

[invisiblade]

That would depend upon precisely what it is you claim I have no fault in, Anonymous.

[look she blames herself for a lot of shit alright, you gotta be more specific.]