RETURN OF THE IC ANON MEME

[strictdiscipline]

ANON MEME

gossip; thirst; ask about dicks

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ACHILLES | fuck troy and fuck hector in particular: the epic saga

[heelies]

[(Anonymous)]

I have been instructed to ask about dicks

Therefore I am asking about dicks

you youths and your slang

[heelies]

What mean you by "dicks", stranger? Whatever you wish to ask, you had best speak plain.

[(Anonymous)]

Speak plain, he says.

Hmm. Dicks. Cocks. Phalluses. The casual plural of penis. What would be the colloquial you would use, then?

[heelies]

Ah, so the place of a man's pleasure. You speak now to a man who has nothing to hide - ask freely, therefore, that your curiosity might be slaked.

[(Anonymous)]

How would you describe your dick to someone who's never met it?

And yes, I intend to keep calling it a dick. No reason not to acclimate you to the standard colloquial.

i can't believe i'm writing this

[heelies]

Did I object to your wording? I asked only for clarification, stranger.

Very well, I shall tell of the hidden parts of my body, if you so desire - for I am not one to shun desires. First I shall say that there is no part that your eye should not find pleasing to gaze upon. But what value has a warrior who is admired only for his comely features? Then as for performance, no lover of mine has yet found its girth to be unequal to the task of fulfilling their needs. I have heard no complaints, and only compliments whether paid in the sweet gasps of a lover or in speech more plain.

Does this satisfy your questions?

[(Anonymous)]

I am intrigued by your emphasis on girth rather than length, and mildly put off by your use of a warrior metaphor in the context of sex. Good summary, rather sly use of the medium to advertise.

B+

[(Anonymous)]

I stoutly approve

[heelies]

I assure you that the length too is nothing short of fully satisfactory, stranger. Or will you challenge me in this matter? So too must I ask what complaint you raise against such a comparison - do you not wish for skill and strength in those with whom you lie?

[(Anonymous)]

Now who's assuming a complaint? I am not myself female, but my general understanding is that girth's a more important factor for that particular sexual anatomy than length. If anything, I was impressed you'd done your research and knew the appropriate statistic to advertise.

Strength and skill, yes, but not of the martial variety. I like to keep mentions of death and killing out of the bedroom when I can.

Re: ACHILLES | fuck troy and fuck hector in particular: the epic saga

[(Anonymous)]

Similarly, I suppose that I should inquire in all honesty.

[heelies]

Of what do you inquire? How am I to give answer when no question is posed?

[(Anonymous)]

The hot springs are not for sex!

[heelies]

You must be mistaken, for I engaged in no such act while delighting in the warmth of the bath.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a reminder!

[heelies]

One which I needed not. A bath that is intended for the use of all is hardly the place to heed the call of my passions. Although, the woods which surround its soothing waters and create tangled shadows might better offer secrecy in which lovers can find relief.

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[(Anonymous)]

The hot springs are technically for the purpose of cooling a malcontent overheated creature buried deep within the core of our superiors' headquarters.

But they are also for sex.

[(Anonymous)]

No, they are not! Where the hell did you get that from?! It's disgusting. Go get a room if you have to get off that badly!