thirstology | RETURN OF THE IC ANON MEME

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ANON MEME

gossip; thirst; ask about dicks

What's his name? Oh, Arms, I think?

The guy with the arms.

Stigma

Don't they all have arms?

Not arms. Arms.

Capital A.

He's alright, I suppose.

That's painfully lukewarm, anon...

He's attractive, but he needs a new attitude. And better manners.

Hey, come on, what's wrong with it? I'm a perfect gentleman!

Please. Are you joking? You might be trying, but there's nothing perfect about it.

Perhaps the above anon feels a bit nervous when they see "12 inches"

There's no way it's really 12 inches... That would be... monstrous.

~~~that's the joke~~~

To be fair, it was a joke originally, you know...

I mean not that it's unimpressive either.

Is it as impressive as this (http://buttologists.dreamwidth.org/6216.html?thread=5151816#cmt5151816)?

... Alright that was way more weird poetry about another dude's junk than I ever needed to read.

Wh-What are you talking about?! Stop being so lewd! "Not unimpressive"? Are you just showing off?!

Well it's not like I'm not gonna sell myself short in this situation if you know what I mean.

It won't improve my opinion of you...

12inches - 2016-07-02 05:44 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2016-07-02 06:00 (UTC) - Expand

that's not even the length of my finger. i fail to see the monstrosity.

Get off the network, Laedo

You're drunk aren't you?

What if i

what if he was?

Go lie down and have a juice box.

Or like, I don't know. A juice crate. Not a fermented one, either. Do they make gatorade in dragon size?

You can juice your own box, thank you very much

a+++++ wink double finger guns

This one's good, this one can stay. ;)

i mean i'd hope so, i'd be pissed otherwise