My Original 616 Scott journal (which I still need to set up) is "slimshadiest"

(you say that but there's a cute teenage girl seriously dragging his shades fashion)

tbf a lot of why Scott got dragged to the future ended up being less about a real danger and more about stupid X-Men beef but nobody wants to be the mentally-broken wreck of a man who lost all his family and friends and killed his mentor so yeah. BAGGAGE. Brobocop please be a more respectable adult figure than squabbling X-Men and Avengers, for the love of god