ALASTAIR stats meme

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Getting some inspiration from our awesome mods for the ALASTAIR NPC files—here's some info about each character's ALASTAIR-file details. Such includes magitek model, missions completed, diet and whatever you kids are putting in your file cabinets these days. Tell us your all.

The first code has a space for ALASTAIR abilities (for all of you who have those) and Inventory, the second one just has Inventory for all of us stuck with our dusty old abilities. Choose what you think is relevant etc etc. Just c&p and drop in a comment. (Let me know if there are bits or pieces of the code that's broken.)

<center><div style="width: 600px; clear: both; overflow: hidden; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1; margin-bottom: 10px;"><em>ALASTAIR FILE: NAME</em></div> <img src="***PUT YOUR IMAGE HERE WIDTH 300***" style="max-width: 300px; padding: 0px 10px 10px 10px; float: left;"><em><b>Team.</b></em> Audentes <em><b>Magitek Model.</b></em> <em><b>Username.</b></em> <b><em>Homeworld.</b></em> <b><em>Species.</em></b> <b><em>Age.</b></em> <em><b>Powers/Skillset.</b></em> <b><em>Diet.</b></em> <b><em>Health concerns.</b></em> <b><em>Missions completed.</b></em> What missions has your character been on? <b><em>Information.</em></b> Write a file snippet about your character. Keep it brief & file-ish if you can.</div> <div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1;"><em>ALASTAIR ABILITIES</em></div><div style="width: 600px; bg-color: #fff; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: left; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; margin-top: 20px;">Explain some junk here.</div><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1;"><em>INVENTORY</em></div><div style="width: 600px; bg-color: #fff; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: left; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; margin-top: 20px;"><ul><li>PUT COOL STUFF HERE</ul></div></div> <center><div style="width: 600px; clear: both; overflow: hidden; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1; margin-bottom: 10px;"><em>ALASTAIR FILE: NAME</em></div> <img src="***PUT YOUR IMAGE HERE WIDTH 300***" style="max-width: 300px; padding: 0px 10px 10px 10px; float: left;"><em><b>Team.</b></em> Audentes <em><b>Magitek Model.</b></em> <em><b>Username.</b></em> <b><em>Homeworld.</b></em> <b><em>Species.</em></b> <b><em>Age.</b></em> <em><b>Powers/Skillset.</b></em> <b><em>Diet.</b></em> <b><em>Health concerns.</b></em> <b><em>Missions completed.</b></em> What missions has your character been on? <b><em>Information.</em></b> Write a file snippet about your character. Keep it brief & file-ish if you can.</div> <div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1;"><em>INVENTORY</em></div><div style="width: 600px; bg-color: #fff; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: left; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; margin-top: 20px;"><ul><li>PUT COOL STUFF HERE</ul></div></div>
In addition, I made a journal page layout for anyone who'd like to post it as a page in their journal. Enjoy!

<center><div style="width: 600px; clear: both; overflow: hidden; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1; margin-bottom: 10px;"><em>ALASTAIR FILE: NAME</em></div> <img src="***CHARACTER IMAGE HERE, 600 PIXELS***" style="max-width: 600px; margin-bottom: 10px; overflow: auto;"><div style="width: 570px; clear: both; overflow: hidden; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/aQoGhPb.png); padding: 15px;"><div style="width: 285px; float: left; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px;" align="left"><em><b>Team.</b></em> Audentes <em><b>Magitek Model.</b></em> <em><b>Username.</b></em> <b><em>Homeworld.</b></em> <b><em>Species.</em></b> </span></div><div style="width: 285px; float: right; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px;" align="left"><b><em>Age.</b></em> <em><b>Powers/Skillset.</b></em> <b><em>Diet.</b></em> Om nom nom <b><em>Health concerns.</b></em> </div></div></div><div style="width: 600px; clear: both; overflow: hidden;"><p style="clear: both; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 15px; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px;"><b><em>Missions completed.</b></em> What missions has your character been on? <b><em>Information.</em></b> Write a file snippet about your character. Keep it brief & file-ish if you can.</p><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1;"><em>ALASTAIR ABILITIES</em></div><div style="width: 600px; bg-color: #fff; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: left; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; margin-top: 20px;">Explain some junk here.</div><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1;"><em>INVENTORY</em></div><div style="width: 600px; bg-color: #fff; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: left; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; margin-top: 20px;"><ul><li>Pajamas (from ALASTAIR)</ul></div></div>

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ALASTAIR FILE: RHYS

Team. Audentes
Magitek Model. This uggo man ring
Username. RHY5-W1NZ
Homeworld. ??? but he lives on Pandora now so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Species. Human

Age. 27ish
Powers/Skillset. Computer stuff, playing Bunkers & Badasses, reaching stuff on tall shelves, """fashion""", and using copious amounts of hair gel.
Diet. Omnivore. Probably Mountain Dew, Doritos, and applause.
Health concerns. In shape, but only if the shape is a noodle. He has a flabby nerd bod. Also has a hole in his head and a prosthetic arm, so there's that.

Missions completed. Nalawi, Zeta-12, Perdition's Rest, Woodhurst
Information. Corrupt corporate stooge turned assistant vice janitor turned embezzler turned meat buddy for a psychopathic AI turned amateur treasure hunter. Previously an employee for the most evil, war-mongering corporation run by a sociopathic, genocidal narcissist whom he modeled his entire life after until said sociopathic, genocidal narcissist tried to murder him. Now he's just Figuring It Out As He Goes.

INVENTORY

• Robotic arm (right).
• Robotic eye (left).
• USB port looking thingy embedded in his left temple.
• Dumpy the robot.
• ALASTAIR uniform.
• This outfit from home.
• A data stick with basic boxing knowledge on it.
• DANK SEAWEED from Nalawi. Finely aged year-old hallucinogenic seaweed. Now he's just holding onto it because it feels weird not to. What if it comes in handy!!!
• A complete Bunkers & Badasses set including a map, rule book, etc.
• A remote control helicopter.
• All the weird shit that has been given as presents to the whole team.
• A pair of memory share bracelets.