thirstology | ALASTAIR stats meme

Getting some inspiration from our awesome mods for the ALASTAIR NPC files—here's some info about each character's ALASTAIR-file details. Such includes magitek model, missions completed, diet and whatever you kids are putting in your file cabinets these days. Tell us your all.

The first code has a space for ALASTAIR abilities (for all of you who have those) and Inventory, the second one just has Inventory for all of us stuck with our dusty old abilities. Choose what you think is relevant etc etc. Just c&p and drop in a comment. (Let me know if there are bits or pieces of the code that's broken.)

<b><em>Age.</b></em> 
<em><b>Powers/Skillset.</b></em>
<b><em>Diet.</b></em> 
<b><em>Health concerns.</b></em>

<b><em>Missions completed.</b></em> What missions has your character been on?
<b><em>Information.</em></b> Write a file snippet about your character. Keep it brief & file-ish if you can.</div>
<div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1;"><em>ALASTAIR ABILITIES</em></div><div style="width: 600px; bg-color: #fff; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: left; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; margin-top: 20px;">Explain some junk here.</div><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1;"><em>INVENTORY</em></div><div style="width: 600px; bg-color: #fff; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: left; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; margin-top: 20px;"><ul><li>PUT COOL STUFF HERE</ul></div></div>

<b><em>Age.</b></em> 
<em><b>Powers/Skillset.</b></em>
<b><em>Diet.</b></em> 
<b><em>Health concerns.</b></em>

In addition, I made a journal page layout for anyone who'd like to post it as a page in their journal. Enjoy!

<center><div style="width: 600px; clear: both; overflow: hidden; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1; margin-bottom: 10px;"><em>ALASTAIR FILE: NAME</em></div>
<img src="***CHARACTER IMAGE HERE, 600 PIXELS***" style="max-width: 600px; margin-bottom: 10px; overflow: auto;"><div style="width: 570px; clear: both; overflow: hidden; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; background: url(http://i.imgur.com/aQoGhPb.png); padding: 15px;"><div style="width: 285px; float: left; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px;" align="left"><em><b>Team.</b></em> Audentes
<em><b>Magitek Model.</b></em> 
<em><b>Username.</b></em> 
<b><em>Homeworld.</b></em> 
<b><em>Species.</em></b> </span></div><div style="width: 285px; float: right; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px;" align="left"><b><em>Age.</b></em> 
<em><b>Powers/Skillset.</b></em>
<b><em>Diet.</b></em> Om nom nom
<b><em>Health concerns.</b></em> </div></div></div><div style="width: 600px; clear: both; overflow: hidden;"><p style="clear: both; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 15px; text-align: justify; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px;"><b><em>Missions completed.</b></em> What missions has your character been on?
<b><em>Information.</em></b> Write a file snippet about your character. Keep it brief & file-ish if you can.</p><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1;"><em>ALASTAIR ABILITIES</em></div><div style="width: 600px; bg-color: #fff; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: left; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; margin-top: 20px;">Explain some junk here.</div><div style="width: 600px; font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; font-size: 25px; text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px #d3d3d3 solid; padding-bottom: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #4C3380; letter-spacing: -1;"><em>INVENTORY</em></div><div style="width: 600px; bg-color: #fff; padding-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: left; font-size:11px; font-family:Trebuchet MS, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; letter-spacing:1px; margin-top: 20px;"><ul><li>Pajamas (from ALASTAIR)</ul></div></div>

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

ALASTAIR FILE: TULIP O'HARE

Team. Audentes
Magitek Model. Plain gold thumb ring
Username. sinsational
Homeworld. Earth
Species. Human

Age. 31
Powers/Skillset. No supernatural powers. Skills include armed robbery, explosives, general weaponry knowledge, some hand-to-hand combat, gambling.
Diet. Fast food & what's around
Health concerns. Previous fertility issues

Missions completed. Woodhurst
Information. Methodology is largely chaotic and maybe shouldn't be termed methodology at all. Has a strong black-and-white worldview, believing most people to be hypocritical assholes, especially those in positions of authority. Violence and lawlessness are the solution, ideally combined with vengeance. Despite the occasional soft spot for certain people, overall comes off as cocky and unwilling to be nice for the sake of getting along. Very adaptable and quick on the uptake, with solid survival skills and ride-or-die loyalty.

INVENTORY

leather jacket
wallet including ID (real) and IDs (3, fake)
Marine ring
fully-loaded 6-chamber revolver, American-made
really sturdy, sensible boots

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