IT'S A VALENTINE'S EXTRAVAGAAAAAANZA

[ex_mettacrusher33]

WHAT TIME IS IT?


Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's RIGHT, ALASTAIR!! It's VALENTINE'S DAY! and since things are currently at 50 Shades of Zombies in Woodhurst right now, what better way to get all of our mushy feelings out than with a meme?

Here's how it goes:

-Post a top level for your character. They have a custom mailbox to receive all of their Valentine's gifts!
-Other characters will shower them in presents! Cards, flowers, chocolates, sharp pointy things, a Kenny Loggins CD... Whatever they think they'll like.
-ROMANCE????
-Don't forget to charm up the other people who posted. Valentine's isn't only about you, Steve.

Let's get to it!! Get yourself SEVERAL BOYS (and/or girls)!

Comments

Mettaton | Undertale

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Oh? What's this...? Why, if this isn't the most gorgeous, well-designed mailbox of them all!! It's pink! It's encrusted with glitter, diamonds, and sharp spikes!! Best of all...

It's shaped like his own face!

You have to stick the presents in its mouth. He's practically giving a gift to YOU just by having you use it.]

[headlining]

[He just looks down at the mailbox for a long time.]

...Actually, no. I've changed my mind.

[TIME TO WALK FOREVER AWAY AND REGRET EVEN COMING HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[WOW, HE SEES HOW IT IS.]

Sakura Kinomoto l Cardcaptor Sakura

[keystaff]

[Sakura's box will look familiar to anyone who has seen her book she keeps the Cards in, but this one is hollow, with the image of the lion, Keroberos, on the front and the sun and moon at the back.]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Mettaton's unfortunately never met Ms. Sakura, but anyone with a genuine enjoyment for the color pink can never be bad.

She gets a lovingly wrapped bushel of homemade cakepops!




(One of them is a bomb.)]

[cashlin]

[swipes the bomb.

not because she's trying to be nice, but because she's looting. you're welcome, sakura.]

[keystaff]

[Mettaton no don't give bombs to thirteen year olds.....?!]

lilith

[cashlin]

[Instead of a mailbox, there's...]

Untz, untz, untz.

[a tiny square-ish robot. doing the robot.]

Oh! Greetings, agent of ALASTAIR! If you got anything for the Vault Hunter, I'll pass it along for her. And, uh. If you got anything for this handsome hunk o' junk, I won't say no, either. Heh heh.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

WHO IS THIIIIIIIS STUNNING ONE-WHEELED MACHINE?

WELL. ASIDE FROM ME. [Laughtrack.ogg

Here you go, darling. They're cookies!! Shaped like Mettaton!

He's autographed each one on the back. In non-edible ink.]

kung jin

[pummelling]

[Honestly? He's a party pooper and doesn't even have a proper box. It's just his quiver sitting empty on the ground, because he thinks the holiday is silly and this meme is silly.]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[If Jin isn't going to put effort into this, neither is Mettaton.

It's just a bomb.

It's not even anything cute.

Get with the holiday.]

[moneyballer]

🍆💦

Twisted Fate | League of Legends

[fateality]

[The box has been decorated to look like an elegant Jack of Hearts card -- but it's really up to you if that's tasteful or not.]