[ Naruto just stays quiet for a while, scowl-squinting at the words like that will give him any kind of clues as to what the damn hell is going on here. When he comes up with nothing, he sighs. ]

Are you some kinda genius or somethin'? You're tryin' to confuse me with all this fake alien world stuff 'cause ya think you're smarter than me, aren't ya? Well, I've never heard of a Japan so you're messin' with the wrong guy. Why don't ya come and say all this stuff to my face, huh? I'll show ya who's fake or not, y'know!!